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Jessica Kelly

BADDEST FUCKING BITCH ALIVE, calls everyone shawty. Body like a god and very attractive...she got gorilla grip. She is currently doing hot girl summer and SINGLE BABES
Jessica Kelly has a mad bunda 😛
by Baddestbitty alive May 30, 2021
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Dirty Kelly

A "dirty Kelly" is when you go out in public completely naked late at night with a girl who doesn't mind having sex on the hood of your car, a park bench, or the neighbor's trampoline.
I went for a dirty Kelly behind the Walmart last night with a chick I met on the clearance aisle.
by Pimpstik June 21, 2023
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Kelly's Law of Committees

None of us are as dumb as all of us.
A counter to the older, pro-teamwork adage "None of us are as smart as all of us."
Speaks to the risk of lower-level workers' input being useless if upper management gives its own opinion first, due to the tendency of workers to fall in line once the position of the leader (who could fire them for dissent) is known.
The wording above was written on a wall at NASA's Houston complex after the Challenger disaster, as reported by astronaut Mark Kelly, husband of Congresswoman Gabby Giffords. Although the concept has long been known of, once it took the form of an aphorism, it acquired a viral quality.
Niels Bohr and son Aage asked low-level engineer Richard Feynman their questions before asking higher-ups like Oppenheimer, partly to avoid taking up important administrators' time, but also to avoid Kelly's law of committees. Asking the higher-ups first, with lower-level workers present, would have a chilling effect on the latter's offering their own ideas and concerns.
by WhatwasIsaying December 24, 2024
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Kelly St Fort

Kelly St Fort over there? Oh yea she’s the bop of all bops.
by ellie peterson March 5, 2024
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Lucas Kelly

At first, Lucas can be a bit shy or awkward, but once you start to talk to him, he is so fun and incredibly HILARIOUS! It is practically impossible to get in a fight with him, as he is so kind and forgiving. He is so chill and could talk to anyone. He is kinda hot but most people thinks he is a bit zesty because he talks to both boys and girls, which, for some reason, people think is weird. When Lucas gets called zesty or gay, he makes it look like he’s fine and laughs, but inside, it’s the worst thing someone can say to him.

Inside he can be quite sensitive and insecure, but he doesn’t show anyone else, scared that he will affect others. He is thoughtful, clever and confident (sometimes). The only thing he wants is for all of his friends to be happy.
Everyone needs a Lucas Kelly in their life, mix of fun, kindness and chill.
by PersonWhoDoesRandomPeople June 21, 2025
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Aidan Kelly

Aidan Kelly of Stuart Florid is the most sigma male in the universe! He sometimes has no friends, but that's only because he's so sigma; everyone is intimidated by his presence. When the world barks at Aidan, he roars back... RAWRRRRR!!! Oh Aidan, cheers to you!
Aidan - "Is that a third nipple on your belly button? I have one too!"

Unknown - "Oh Aidan Kelly, you're so hot baby. RAWR"
by nautisavage December 18, 2024
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Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
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