NO Jack July

You can’t jack off during July. Good luck soldiers

Omg dude did you hear it’s “No Jack July” stay strong bro.

by lilyeeterboner69 December 2, 2019

July 1

The day of reckoning

Oh shit it’s July 1

by hannahmadison69 October 15, 2019

No Poop July

A challenge similar to No Fap September that consists in not defecating during the entire month of July. (Pissing is allowed)

Person: I haven't pooped in three days but I just can't take it anymore. Should I just poop already, doctor?
Doctor: You're not a quitter, are you? Take some of these antidiarrheal pills and you'll be just fine.

Person: Thanks, doctor! Have a great No Poop July.

by BigBlackCow July 8, 2020

July 18

Slap a bitch day slap a bitch day is a day when a bitch say sum dome shit u can slap that hoe

Her: who closes the door on a bus

Me: you stupid bitch *slaps*
Her: uhh daddy

Her: y u do that

Me: it’s July 18

by Yourmomfavoritemexican November 22, 2021

July 5th

Sexy nigga chad ,ready to dominate that pussy at all cost.

Look at that nigga chad ,i bet he is born on july 5th

by penisdominater69420 November 21, 2021

July 13

This is the most meaningful day to me because it’s when me and my Wife first got together P.S. You will find the one you just have to keep looking

Hey Babe it’s July 13th happy 1 year!

by The_luckiest_man_in_the_World. October 10, 2021

july 13th

On this day, our girl Elara was born, the one and only OG. "Une vraie belle gosse" as french people say, one of the softest people out here. She's the best Ela in the world and the best Hu Tao main we've ever seen. She's also the bestest bff ever, her heart is so pure omg.. She's so pretty btw, and she never fails to make people smile. Everyone loves Elara.

"What day are we again today?"
"July 13th! The day the LEGEND Elara was born."

by ilovelara July 12, 2021