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Jonathan

Jonathan is a kinda good looking guy, but he is such a nerd. He is the side character of your main character story, but he is the greatest npc you`ll meet. He loves saying "I swear" while he plays his favorite games. He doesn`t like people in the spectrum, but likes showers.
Who is that?
Jonathan, my npc bestfriend!
by sapsa September 27, 2022
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Jonathan

Jonathan is the type of guy women have wet dreams over and men wanna be like. Jonathan's typically hunt in packs together they are usually referred to as sigmas. They have extremely big dongs and will steal your girl in a matter of 10 seconds or less. The eternal rivals of Jonathan's are Nicholas and have been on the winning side for the past 1,000 years. They are known over achievers and leaders. Jonathan's are considered peak human potential.

TL:DR Jonathan's have big dick energy
Jonathan is such a cool guy

Jonathan makes me think about life

Im so in love with Jonathan
by kaiserreich28 May 13, 2022
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Jonathan huff

Has a very small dić* limited to a Luh bit of stufff can’t do a lot with his small “Di**”
Jonathan huff is limited to a Luh bit of stuff
by Yoobroskiiiii October 5, 2020
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Jonathan

I am not worthy enough to pick up Jonathan
by PhrogKing June 2, 2021
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Jonathan

Classic musician ass. Look good in skinny but not too skinny jeans
Look at Jonathan classic musician ass !
by Laféedesdents April 24, 2020
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Jonathan Michael McKenzie

Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.
Have you heard of Jonathan Michael McKenzie?
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!
by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022
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