January 26

Its where you hangout with your boyfriend/girlfriend. If you don’t you a pussy ass hoe.

mike:hey today’s january 26
chad:shit we gotta hangout with our girlfriends
mike:dang i got practice today i can’t
chad:swell..i guess your a pussy ass hoe

by trashytherat42069 January 22, 2020

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January and May

A marriage between an older person and one considerably younger. Also said of a relationship: a January-May romance.

Theirs is another case of January and May.

by Eric in BKK June 1, 2020

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January'd

When run away and hide when your feelings get hurt like a punk ass bitch with a silver spoon

He just january'd the page because someone mad fun of him.

Don't scare him that bad he's january'd us before

by Golfingdonkey August 18, 2020

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These people are some of the best you will ever meet. They are hard workers, loving, sarcastic, kind, food sense of humor, and loyal to the core. They love inside jokes and usually are very artistic AND attractive. They are extremly determined and very successful. They love self care and fooooood. Most of the time of you ask them for a fun fact abt themselves, they'll say they were born the day after Elvis, which is pretty cool.

Keep in mind to not get on the bad side of a January 9th bby. They can beat you up and WILL kill you with kindness. Unless its a loved one they have no guilt or regret for there actions, and they KNOW how to use their words against you.

But if you ever find one of these precious people, keep them forever...and stay on there good side.

"Look there's Kaite!! She so kind and funny, did you know she was born on January 9th!!"

by anonymous November 3, 2020

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January 28

Hogwarts fans get on the train, its national Hogwarts day, get you potter heads and wear your house colors.

For the hufflepuff, slytherin,raven claws, and gryffindor. Also those kids who worship peeves.
Dont for get January 28

by RoyalRose November 17, 2020

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January 17

National ask out your kinda girlfriend/kinda not girlfriend/ best friend the you call babe, baby, baby girl and tell her you love her even though you have broken up 4 times.

Kendra will you be my girlfriend again on January 17

by Kupz December 12, 2020

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