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Jade

Jade is a hyperactive gay man who will be interested in all kinds of sprorts
My boyfriend jade is in all sports you can say
by Cuuumdaddy November 5, 2021
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jade

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who’s jade wtf
by jansjajahjshshs November 23, 2021
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Jade

Jade is a beautiful african american female with the soul of an angel but you will regret getting on their bad side... usually stay focused of what is ahead of them and forget about the past. They are also queens and deserve's to be treated like one... they are chill,very focused and gives off a vibe some can even be friendly... :)
wait is that Jade that's cool dude !!

Jade is perfect at everything they do.

Why isn't Jade Texting back ?
by You Know Who I Am Bru :) November 21, 2021
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Jade

Jade is a wonderful person who’s hot but will give you hardcore anal sex I’m talking about that hardcore anal. But jades also don’t have big asses usually, they have tight asses to put your meat in. Jades always love a bit of custard in their canal! Anyways, a jade is usually someone who is so fucking Asian they can’t see shit like they eat woof woof dog like dog. Jade has no boobies but mosquito bites instead. Still hot for some reason. They love soccer, masturbating wolves and s’mores that were made during gay pride parades.
They also like watching the office for some god unknown reason. Look I’m talking about a true jade also they make you wear a condom during oral sex. Gay!!!! Which is why you fuck that bitch in her ass!!! Boo-Yah!
Hey Jade you up for some anal and some s’mores??
Hey jade time for hard blowers!
by LilBoyMickeyTheMouse102 November 11, 2020
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sex with jade

Sex with jade is good
by Klintskull_kila1 pussyy June 6, 2021
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abie-jade

A sly little bitch who will kill you with a blink of an eye, she is as tough as nails and can withstand nuclear bombs. Nothing will ever stop an Abie-Jade, dont even try to test her, you will be dead in seconds.
Ah fuck I just got beat up. 2 broken arms and a broken rib. The girls name was Abie-Jade
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Jade Chapman

A female minor that does not admit it
That's a Jade Chapman, stay away unless u want jail time
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