When you make your wife suck every last drip of cum out of your cock under the kitchen table on Christmas, while you hand crank Capicola cold cuts on a traditional meat slicer. You then use that fresh cut capicola and eat it out of your wifes ass.
Wife- "Tony what would you like for Christmas"
Tony (Soprano Voice)- "Yeee, ahh, Carm, same as always, I want that Italian Christmas DInner special you always make."
Wife- "Oh come on Tony thats repulsive"
**Slaps her across face with braciole**
**Wife crawls under table with two black eyes and begins slobbing on husbands knob**
Tony 10 minutes later- "Thats the best Italian Christmas Dinner ive ever had, now turn the fuck around!"
**Proceeds to eat capicola out of wifes ass**
Tony (Soprano Voice)- "Yeee, ahh, Carm, same as always, I want that Italian Christmas DInner special you always make."
Wife- "Oh come on Tony thats repulsive"
**Slaps her across face with braciole**
**Wife crawls under table with two black eyes and begins slobbing on husbands knob**
Tony 10 minutes later- "Thats the best Italian Christmas Dinner ive ever had, now turn the fuck around!"
**Proceeds to eat capicola out of wifes ass**
by snicjn njscsaijn February 19, 2021
Bro you’ll never guess who gave me an Italian Ball Wash last night!
“Who?”
Sara and Jessica!
“My sisters?!”
“Who?”
Sara and Jessica!
“My sisters?!”
by Contradictionarian August 16, 2021
after an italian fellow performs a cleveland steamer on girls chest, he turns around and jacks off on her, releasing his syrup.
i was at barbettes looking to get a classy drink. i asked for an italian syrup steamer off thier menu, and was led to the back room. the sexual act was fun, due to the great acoustic act playing in the background.
by stokesdawgkillah April 30, 2010
A particular nasty version of the golden shower involving red pee through the over-consumption of beets
by The Danish connection November 13, 2009
A method of waking someone up in an undesirable fashion. One person pours olive oil and balsamic vinegar on a sleeping person's face while another person grates the smelliest cheese possible over the sleeping person's head. Another person shakes a massive container of grated parmesean cheese over the sleeping person's head. Several enraged Italians quarrel in loud Italian right next to you, and an old Italian man screams in your ears, "Mama Mia" repeatedly. Finally, a pizza maker smacks you in the face continually with hot pizzas from his wood fire oven. It is important to note all of these actions are signs of respect, and only those with the requisite prestige and reputation can aspire to receive this lofty wakeup. This practice is still active in parts of Rome, Tuscany, and Cinque Terre.
I don't want Johnny to sleep over. He always gives someone one of those Italian Breakfast Wakeups, and they get terribly messy. He claims it's part of his heritage, and it's a great honor to bestow upon someone, but I think it's messy and awful.
by ChevayChase April 12, 2015
A snitch what that nigga Justice said he snitch for sum hot and ready Italian beef and got a cold pepsi anything they snitch for that’s what we called them
by Justice @b00ka.1k May 22, 2022
An attached garage with a couch and a recliner in it. Usually the garage door is open. The Italian living room is used because the real living room is plastic wrapped and only for special occasions.
by kerberos824 December 22, 2018