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The Jerk Trap

Rarely known as TJT, "The Jerk Trap" is a term that describes a common cycle people go through while watching internet pornography. The cycle starts when one is ready to "finish", but is determined that they can find a better video to do it on.
The video in the thumbnails seemed 10x better than the video I was watching, so I waited to view the new video. Next thing you know I did exactly that over and over, I've got eighty tabs open, It's an hour an a half later and my balls are blue. The Jerk Trap gets me every fucking time.
by GiddyWafffles June 7, 2011
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trap app

a facebook app that is spam, that doesnt do anything but spam others.
hey did you just comment my picture? it says to you did
no?
it says join this picture app to view the comments
must be a trap app
by \\<WING>// January 27, 2010
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trap flu

An airborne disease often contracted from sharing a bowl or other ganja smoking device (vape, blunt) with others. Once contracted, the victim will display chronic bronchitis-like symptoms. There is no known cure to date. The victim can display symptoms such as coughing and excessive mucus for months on end. The only prevention for this horrible disease is to stay out of trap houses and buy quality keef. Usually the disease emanates from a single individual who has developed an immunity to the disease through hardcore trapping and listening to Bobby Shmurda for days on end.
Victim 1: " I'm coughing to the point of puking. What the fuck did I catch?"
Victim 2: "You got the trap flu fuck boy, our whole crew has had it for months......cough.....cough"
Victim 3: "We passed the vape around to too many niggas".
by Tyler Patient Zero October 9, 2014
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sucker trap

an artificial entity one becomes too friendly with, that can end up making a fool of one. examples would include drugs (especially cocaine!!) alcohol, sex, money, gambling
back in the 80s' cocaine was the new messiah!! -what a sucker trap!!

those 'praying' to alcohol are worth pitying, such a sucker trap!!

she "ground the poison" out of him, effectively making him her SLAVE! -a genuine a sucker trap!!
by michael foolsley September 10, 2012
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Seminal Trappings

artistic expression used to describe the latest flood of cookie cutter songs from every current-era male pop musician. Recognizable by the usual accompaniment of pianos or violins, these are the songs that are inducing the collective menstrual cycles of the radio free world. Although usually reserved for male musicians, the term can, in some instances, be applied to the critique of female musicians if the faux-testosterone level is deemed beyond the “Vaginal Moanings” term assigned to the same music.
Male: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Seminal Trappings of Matchbox 20.
Female: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Seminal Trappings of Amy Winehouse and KT Tunstall.
by John Wesley February 6, 2008
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Hoe Trap

A scandalous or unscrupulous plan to trap a unwitting party for financial gain through sex or manipulation. Not limited to housing, childcare, employment or food. Non-gender specific term - can equally apply to men or women.
Girl, Amanda doesn't even work anymore! She set a bunch of hoe traps and the next thing you know the bitch is wifed the fuck up!
by katatonik August 21, 2018
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Trapped Grandma

A gamer who doesn't go to school
Harry: Hey sohail, why isn't Rucco going to school
Sohail: I don't know man, I think he's a Trapped Grandma
by Hatman222 March 1, 2022
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