by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the Police Officer Saving Cigarrettes For A Special Occasionmug. A lifetime hypocrite that created a YouTube channel to humiliate Jeremy Dewitte for doing a better job of LARPing than he could himself.
by TurboSBF June 30, 2023
Get the Police Tubemug. Mysterious forces and powers whose only mission is too sabotage and control the lives of those who refuse to go to sleep for many many days and nights consecutively.
Everything is going wrong for me this week, cars broke, no cash, no way outta here. EVERYONE'S out to get me, its like their a special forces team ordered to wreak havoc on my small stupid world. Let me be Sleep Police I don't need your peace!
by Jack Casper November 30, 2020
Get the SLEEP POLICEmug. A gang funded by armed robbery (taxes and tickets) bent on making any situation worse.
Typically populated by grown-up high school bullies, rapists, white supremacists and psychopaths.
Typically populated by grown-up high school bullies, rapists, white supremacists and psychopaths.
A: Shit, what happened to your cat?
B: I called the police for help and they shot her off the tree.
A: Too black I guess.
B: I called the police for help and they shot her off the tree.
A: Too black I guess.
by Luther Blisss December 7, 2021
Get the Policemug. “Texas police officer”:
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
by Roomba69 May 28, 2022
Get the Texas Police Officermug. by sagnock police February 9, 2017
Get the Sagnock policemug. (noun) The civil force of a national or local government, responsible for the prevention and detection of crime and the maintenance of public order.
(verb) (of a police force) have the duty of maintaining law and order in or for (an area or event).
(verb) (of a police force) have the duty of maintaining law and order in or for (an area or event).
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by retard_4000 April 29, 2021
Get the Policemug.