Dick winded

The act of inflating a used fleshlight, then blowing the air out towards somebody else.

Dude, I totally dick winded her last night!

by Thotomas prime March 1, 2019

Fart in a gale of wind

A nobody, a nothing, an inconsequential person or action

"That guy is so useless, he's a fart in a gale of wind."

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

wind

crunchy air

its a windy boi today

by yeetig January 9, 2019

Wind Arbine

A clean, renewable source of hot air.

The majestic wind arbines turned lazily in the distance.

by Carpy6969 August 24, 2018

Himp wind

Skipping in the rain while under an umbrella.

She just came back from a himp wind

by Hypedhero January 24, 2019

Cut Wind

Similar to Cut the cheese, which means to pass gass, fart.

Andrew thought to himself:
-I hope we reach our floor soon, someone cut wind in the elevator and I'm dying.

by Svenpai March 21, 2018

Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.

After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.

by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018