When you take a laxative, and proceed to squat over someone face and spray them with liquid shit, and then lick their face off until it's clean.
I just took some Exlax earlier. I'm thinking about giving my girl a Cleveland Car Wash tonight when I get home.
by Bcash1985 September 13, 2019
Get the Cleveland Car washmug. Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.
by jimmybomm January 14, 2021
Get the ball washing bastardmug. In order to avoid swallowing the ejaculate after completion of a blow job, the individual will spit the ejaculate into his or her hand and continue stroking the penis.
by turtle11666 June 22, 2020
Get the sperm washing the helmetmug. When you're engaged in coitus with a contortionist, penetrating her vagina, while simultaneously receiving a rim job from her.
"Apparently Jenny and Jake took a trip down to Clinton's Car Wash, they left with more dirt on their face than normal."
by yu-ghi-seff March 17, 2017
Get the Clinton's Car Washmug. When a person walks on their knees between two rows of men all of whom are helicoptering their penises, slapping her in the face as she goes by, similar to the wash cycle of a car wash.
by UndercoverKR July 11, 2021
Get the Kielbasa car washmug. It is a Drinking Game were you slide a person down table. As they are being slid people pour thier beers and such on the person. At the end of said table a lady pours 2 bottles of tequilia down the person's throat. At the end of this the person can barely walk or talk.
by DamionF April 7, 2008
Get the tiajuana car washmug. A premise or hypothesis that nobody understands, yet it is complex or ridiculous enough that nobody is willing to admit that they don't understand.
Other things have been called washing machine theories, but a washing machine theory is just a catch-all. A way to sound like you know what you're talking about.
Other things have been called washing machine theories, but a washing machine theory is just a catch-all. A way to sound like you know what you're talking about.
Sarah Palin's plan to save the economy? Obamacare? Why does everything sound like a washing machine theory?
by Gern B. Blanston April 17, 2011
Get the washing machine theorymug.