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horse taint

the person of which whom you are sometimes also referred to as a BIRD
"that guy is being a total bird", "No!, a horse taint"
by Pissingonbabyturtles February 18, 2021
mugGet the horse taintmug.

Taint Tumbling

Someone who takes pleasure in tumbling of the taint
Me have you seen taint tumbling Terry
friend no he’s an asshole
Me yeah
by George_of_the_navy May 6, 2022
mugGet the Taint Tumblingmug.

Itchy Side Taint

When the crack between your right/left testicle and taint gets really itchy
Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.
by Idisownbikesnobs May 12, 2015
mugGet the Itchy Side Taintmug.

Taint tassle

When you have some shit that moves down to your perineum to form a shit stalagtite hanging from it.
Seamus didn't wipe all the shizzle from my crack so now I feel a taint tassle tickling my leg
by Gooeytomato March 15, 2025
mugGet the Taint tasslemug.

Taint Handle

The act of inserting a soft tube object from anus to vagina. Replicating a handle so the person's partner may pick them up carry them or enjoy.
Me and Greg taint handled last night. He carried me over 30 feet.
by Titanthetainttickler March 9, 2019
mugGet the Taint Handlemug.

Satans Taint

Shot consisting of One part Tabasco / one part Ever-clear lit it on fire.
by Peter Sloterdijk June 2, 2022
mugGet the Satans Taintmug.

That Taint Funny

Transferring taint smell from the finger to the upper lip.
I said sniff my taint, she dsaid "Sure" so I jammed a hand down my underwater and scooped up a dose of taint with my middle finger and smearted it on her upper lip. She said" That Taint Funny"!
by Mr.keith.lander May 4, 2014
mugGet the That Taint Funnymug.

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