Hood Genius

a nigga who understands the way of the hood and it’s dialect, a person who is smart and from the hood

“Nigga call me a hood rat, nigga I’m just a hood genius”

by Penis exploder April 26, 2022

hooded monster

A very large uncircumcised penis

“ I’ve heard that James has a hooded monster in those pants”

by Johntheattack helicopter February 8, 2018

hood wife

Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.

Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?

Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.

by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020

Hood slinky

When you jerk off a uncircumcised dick with a rope

Jessica gave me a hood slinky in the bathroom

by Another white guy with money January 17, 2022

hood camping

hood camping is the process of completing the challenge of sleeping outside for a night

hey john wanna go hood camping; sure bob but where are we gonna sleep; anywhere john lol

by evanstg54 June 15, 2018

Hood Aid

Kool Aid but a hood version of it, containing insane amounts of sugar used in the process of making it.

Person #1: Aye cuh', can I get some of that Hood Aid?
Person #2: Ii cuh'.

by FlashyAdidas May 17, 2016

Hood mentality

Will flack

Ross: Will struts around with his hood mentality because of his strangely coloured football friends

by Rossykins69 April 21, 2022