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Ian

guinea pig eater that’s a cocky Peruvian and that no one likes
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ian simps for izzy

I’m Izzy and my (unofficial(what I mean by that is we both like eachother and both know it(it’s honestly kinda dumb))) boyfriends name is ian, and he’s a mega simp for me
Friend 1: ian simps for Izzy
Me: yep

Friend 2: totally
Ian: NO
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Ian Hawke

Creator of life. An absolute sigma standing at 5'7" with several trillions in the bank that he acquired via abusing chipmunks and tax evasion. He mogs with Ice Spice daily and they often snack on each others foreskin. This is what makes him such a skibidi.

If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.

When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.
"I told you Dave, I never lose" - Ian Hawke 5281BC
by Ogobogga April 27, 2024
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Ian

Very hot guy with very existent abs and a nice jawline. Very hot very cool very swag
Girl- “have you heard of the Ian dude?”
Girl 2- “omg an ian!”
by Hot guy 27 November 9, 2020
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Ian

A dumb black nigger that dies for nyash and doesn’t know how to answer his phone when his best friend of 6 years calls bc he’s with his girlfriend that he’s known for 2 months
Don’t be an Ian that would be very retarded
by Yamotha123 June 1, 2022
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Ian's Opinions

Ian's Opinions is what is usually a response to what a normal individual would say or a questions towards someone which is then hated and told that nobody cares about by someone who is usually their ex-girlfriend who has built up mass hatred towards them.
Normal Individual: Ian reads too many books.

Ian: Well I actually have finished the book which I have been reading most recently.

Ex-Girlfriend: IAN NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR DAMN OPINIONS!

Ian: Okay.

Individual: She's always hating on "Ian's Opinions".
by LOLXD21 June 19, 2018
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