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Mexican Beard

The product of rubbing cocaine all over your face and upper lip.
Yo anybody wanna snort off my Mexican beard?
by Eggwin The Oddly Shaped Egg February 28, 2017
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angel's beard

another word for the manscaping trimmings of the male pubic area (i.e., the delicate and fluffy bits of hair left over from trimming or shaving a man's pubic area)
I sprinkled some angel's beard on my roommate's Cornflakes while he wasn't looking.
by Ae5Ea8 June 26, 2016
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Trophy Beard

A young, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older homosexual man, or man with suspiciously extreme feminine mannerisms. Typically paraded among wealthy social circles and adorned with lots of bling to keep the attention on her.
That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.
by PeachTycoon June 22, 2016
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bic and beard

When you use a razor to shave your head but leave your beard full.
Looking mean dude.. bic and beard is such a badass look on you!
by Ros Bif Sangich May 4, 2018
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Beardful ben

Beardful ben is an extremely digstgai dude. Gets no girls or boys. Very loneley, No family, No firemnds, gveyr very veyr sadge and losnely, dont hang out with beardfuk ben. Hang with beardLESS ben.
"Ew is that BEARDFUL BEN !!! Run eveyrpne!!"
by beepbop121 November 5, 2021
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Bearded Tuna

n. A woman's vag.
Also known as a fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, vertical fur burger, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.
John turned to Sharon with a glint of passion in his eye. She quivered as he leant towards her and whispered "I can't wait to jam my hairy hotdog in your bearded tuna"
by HadeK September 17, 2013
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NASTY BEARD

an un-groomed beard that looks like pubic hair except on your face; hair growing in all directions
ken: hey joan you should trim your nasty beard
joan: idk i like seeing my pubs after i wash my face
by the informaddsds4 September 18, 2013
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