Ian

Short twink with blonde hair and cant lift 45lbs on incline bench usually with fat ugly glasses and usually with a small peener

DAMN! IAN IS A FUCKING TWINK
Eww did you see ian with his FAT UGLY GLASSES

by The_sogy_cock September 05, 2023

ian

iloveyouuu

iloveyou ian

by kokomartin December 09, 2021

Ian

Ian is the most loving, kind, short and most handsome guy you'll ever meet. Ian is very awkward and nerdy, even so he will always be there for you if he can't help you he'll at least be able to comfort you with his sweet words. Ian is the best person you will ever meet from now until forever. He's not very good at expressing what he feels but even so this shy, cute, and affable personality will leave you forever in love with him.

(person 1:) "hey, do you have a crush on Ian?
(person 2:) "Of course I do, he's a good guy :)"

by versedvrox November 06, 2021

Ian

A black guy that Laney sat on his name can also be miss pronounced as Tyrone

Person 1: Did you see Laney sitting on Ian's tiny dick in that one photo

Person2: yeah on that one girls insa

by April 24, 2022

Ian

The white pasty substance that forms on the side of ones mouth after an all night bender of alcohol and cocaine.

Hey bro you better look in the mirror, theres some ian forming on your grill

by AliG87 October 08, 2018

Ian

The shrek stealer. He steals everyone. He can date ur best friends- EVEN UR CELEBRITY CRUSH TRUST ME BRO-

Nick: OMG- SHREK WE HAVE TO RUN AWAY

Shrek: why-

Nick: BC Ian THE SHREK STEALER IS COMING AHHHHHHH

by Jsjdnenennen November 24, 2021

Ian

The Most Sexiest male alive better than Markus; attracts any girl with either humor or flirtatious desires.

Known to be the best husbands out there.

I love that guy Ian better than Markus, theres just something about him that I like

by julenissen123 February 13, 2017