NewHampshire Hedgehog

When a man rubs a ballon on his dick and balls, making his pubic hair stand straight up, resembling a hedgehog.

Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing a eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his NewHampshire Hedgehog last night while she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.

by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023

Fake Hedgehog

An insult used for someone who has framed you for crimes and made you wanted by the military. Coined in 2001 in the SEGA Dreamcast game Sonic Adventure 2 by Sonic the Hedgehog in a confrontation with Shadow the Hedgehog who had framed him for crimes.

'Say something, you fake hedgehog!'

by [INSERT A PSEUDONYM HERE] August 13, 2023

ozempic hedge

when you date or attempt to date a high calorie individual (typically a girl) because you see the potential if they lost weight

i would lowkey hit becky
bro her bmi is room temp
ozempic hedge bro

by iridocyclitis_penjamin July 23, 2024

ozempic hedge

when you date or attempt to date a high calorie individual (typically a girl) because you see the potential if they lost weight

i would lowkey hit becky
hell nah, her bmi is room temp
ozempic hedge bro

by iridocyclitis_penjamin July 23, 2024

Rainbow hedgehog

A rainbow hedgehog is a city cbd gay man or just a city man that doesn’t know how to camp properly and enjoy the hedgehog countryside.

Look at Jamie dancing around the campfire drinking a colourful cruiser or spritzer when everyone else is just sipping a beer and watching the beautiful campfire after a long day of fishing and cricket. What a rainbow hedgehog!

by Bowslosski December 27, 2023

Rainbow hedgehog

A rainbow hedgehog is a gay man that has gone camping instead of just living in a city cbd

Look at Mel over there as he dances around the campfire drinking a lemon vodka cruiser while everyone else is sitting with a beer enjoying the fire. What a rainbow hedgehog!!

by Bowslosski November 21, 2023

Rainbow hedgehog

A rainbow hedgehog is a gay man who has gone camping instead of just living in a city cbd

Look at Mel over there by the campfire. He is dancing around with a lemon vodka cruiser while everyone else has a beer to sit with, looking at the fire . What a rainbow hedgehog!

by Bowslosski November 21, 2023