Skip to main content

johnny-horned

In a video game, killing oneself with a rocket launcher.
"Did you just die?"
"Yeah, I was too close to the wall and Johnny-horned myself"
by ibmayhem September 3, 2019
mugGet the johnny-hornedmug.

Horned Jake

Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.
Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.
by Swisher rolled tight January 20, 2021
mugGet the Horned Jakemug.

French horn

Middle school band teacher taught me to french horn.
by Mexican cholo50 October 1, 2019
mugGet the French hornmug.

French horn

When you put your whole hand in a girls ass and then blow in her coochie like a French horn
“Hey grant wanna French horn?”

“Nah no thanks draven
by UrMomElGay February 23, 2020
mugGet the French hornmug.

horn

The act of being a horn - major wobbler.
That guy is such a horn.
The weirdo over there doing fortnite dances is a serious horn.
by Horndog420 March 11, 2024
mugGet the hornmug.

Creamy horn

When 2 males are giving oral sex at the yacht club only in sperrys
Jacob Titus is getting a creamy horn in the corny from earl
by Gay earl October 20, 2021
mugGet the Creamy hornmug.

Car Horn

An absolute amazing instrument in a car. A very simple yet useful instrument which is BUILT to allow you to warn other drivers of danger, but really is 90% of the time used to tell another driver that they're an asshole.

A WARN Honk is usually two or three short taps on the horn, followed by holding the horn down if it doesn't get the attention of the driver.

A "you're a dick" honk is usually held down for about 1-3 seconds to clearly inform someone that they've pissed you off.

A "GO!" Honk for someone sitting at a green light is usually 2 short taps on the horn.
I honk my car horn when some jackass decides to cheat traffic and cut into my lane from a turn only lane. They deserve to be honked at because they need to be told that they're not special and they're an asshole for cutting the line when the rest of us wait.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 10, 2020
mugGet the Car Hornmug.

Share this definition