National fuck a homie day

March 6
National fuck a homie day is a day dedicated to pleasuring your “homie” or best friend for being a good friend, dont forget the socks or that’d be gay, bonus points if it’s thigh highs

Person 1: National fuck a homie day is coming up, did you get the lube?
Person 2: yes, I got the lube

National fuck a homie day is a day on march 6 were you and you’re friend should partake in gay sex

by Standardissue757 March 6, 2024

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Homie Hurdle

The antithesis of a "homie hopper" and ultimate friend zone demon, who, after breaking up with his/her ex, suddenly finds themselves in the spotlight as their ex's homies trip over each other to win their affection—because nothing screams “I’m over it” like inviting the entire crew to audition for a chance in the pants!

Her: "I dated all the homies without knowing it!"

Me:"... homie hopper... "

Her: "STOPP!! It's not homie hopping if the homie hops first! ;)"

Me: "Ok... fair logic..... homie hurdle."

by senatoninn September 29, 2024

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kiss the homies goodnight

THIS IS NOT GAY, kissing the homies is not gay unlike two gay people kissing. It is to show the homies that we are homies so they don't think we are not homies. I fwe do not kiss the homies goodnight we wake up dead... i mean don't wake up the next morning.

imagine a guy on his way home. "AW CRAP BRO" (he forgot to kiss the homies goodnight) therefor he must now drive back all the way no matter how far away from them he is and give em a kiss (not gay)

by chainsbillyandbob4life October 25, 2023

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