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Newsboy hat

A newsboy hat looks exactly like what somebody would wear to a golf course. It's about as impressive to an opponent as bench pressing 500 pounds and looking at somebody, since it doesn't prove anything about a person.
If he/she wore his/her newsboy hat to the golf course, he/she would most likely fit right in as long as he/she didn't also start saying "Come on, I'll take on anyone that thinks this is just a golf cap, I'm headstrong and I always go hard, even now I won't back down from no one here if they try to get in my head!"
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
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Putting in the hat

This is not a saying but people with Asbergers think it is
Jordan: I’m putting in the hat
Everyone else: Whhaaaattt???
by Jimmy69420 January 1, 2019
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Last Hat

to love or to have affection for something
I last hat those shoes and that scarf.
by Gospel of Socrates October 8, 2008
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Switching hats

When you switch hats, it means your changing sexual preference.
by #malt December 10, 2016
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hat in the air

A cartoon gag where a character’s hat is in the air after the character has lost it due to tremendous force, such as speed or getting run over.
Tom’s hat in the air after older sis Michelle crashes into and walks on him.

Jim’s hat in the air after he gets tackled and walked on by the opposing players.

Matt’s and Jim’s hats in the air as they slide downhill in a cardboard box, which capsizes.
by JMC70 November 26, 2020
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Hat treatment

When a hat is applied for a short period of time, to cure unruly or unliked poofy hair.
Jack's hair was turning into a major jew-fro and wouldn't lay down even when combed, so he gave it the hat treatment. Soon, his hair was smooth and rockin'.
by BadHairDay9001 April 1, 2011
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Sorting Hat

When the man you're fucking screams out the Hogwarts House you belong in
Jason gave me the Sorting Hat last night, turns out I'm a Hufflepuff!
by WarpedSavant April 1, 2023
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