habida

short for "happy birthday"

person 1: "yo, it's my birthday today"
person 2: "habida, dude!"

by lekkah boudeh August 30, 2025

Holiday Oil Dam

The act in which a person places a rubber bung 2.4inches deep in their asshole at 12:00 am on December the 1st. The person then proceeds to glue or tape the bung in place. Then without breaking or removing the bung to prevent the release of faeces from the body. Then at midnight every day bring the bung out 0.1 inches every time until on Christmas Day or 25th December, take it out in which an oil like shit stream will be released like an oil filled dam.

Jared- Yo bro are you doing anything special this Christmas?
You- Yeah man i am participating in the annual Holiday Oil Dam
Jared- Your a weird guy you know?

by Dinomax65 October 17, 2025

Halifax Muddy Snow

When a woman takes a poo and doesn’t wipe, then the male in heterosexual intercourse ejaculates in the anal cavity of the woman, proceeds to eat out the woman’s anal cavity, therefore being a mix of brown and white.

‘You tryna run a Halifax Muddy Snow tonight?’

by Knobcrawler6000 October 26, 2025

Holidationship

A limited-run, seasonal relationship entered exclusively for the holiday stretch. Two emotionally unavailable people agree to be each other’s festive plus-one so they can avoid looking like a lonely houseplant while everyone else couples up. Activities may include: aggressively holding hands at Christmas markets, kissing under mistletoe like you’re starring in a discount rom-com, and securing a guaranteed New Year’s kiss without emotional debt.

Both parties are fully aware that this expires once the holiday lights come down. No expectations, no false hope, no “what are we?” talks. It’s not a hookup that leaves you feeling empty, not a situationship where someone inevitably catches feelings, and definitely not Friends With Benefits. It’s a temporary subscription to companionship for the sake of fun, warmth, and cute memories. After New Year’s, you “promise to stay in touch,” and then never do.

“Don’t worry, I’m not catching feelings. He’s just my holidationship. Expiration date: January 2nd, right after the hangover.”

by thevellikudi November 7, 2025

Holiday docking

When two men penetrate both ends of a prime rib and climax in the meat marinating it from the inside.

Me and my friend Owen tried holiday docking a prime rib and the rest of the family loved it.

by Hagy#3 December 21, 2025

Holiday docking

When two men penetrate both ends of a prime rib and climax marinating it from the inside.

Me and Owen tried holiday docking the prime rib this year and the rest of the family loved it.

by Hagy#3 December 21, 2025

holidayzilla

A suburban, middle-aged white woman who undergoes a terrifying seasonal transformation the second Mariah Carey hits the airwaves. This festive tyrant views "joy" as a mandatory requirement and is fueled by eggnog, peppermint candies and Hallmark movies. Her home is a high-stakes winter wonderland where a single misplaced ornament or a slight deviation from the holiday itinerary triggers a total emotional meltdown. Usually accompanied by a husband who is one "jingle bell" away from a complete psychological collapse.

Bro, I can't go to the game on Sunday. My wife went full Holidayzilla because I bought the wrong shade of white lights.

by Weixp386 December 23, 2025