how to get an elephant into safeway

take the f out of safe and the f out of way

there's no f in way.
there's no effin' way.

by anti March 17, 2005

hows your bum for grubs

how are you? or what's been happening? good ol' fashioned aussie slang.

as a "very" informal greeting "hows your bum for grubs?

by the bobs January 17, 2014

How to tell if you're an idiot

How to tell if you're an idiot

Keep clicking the link that says "How to tell if you're an idiot"

by person yo-yo December 19, 2003

how do you do?

Somewhat archaic greeting. Was popular in England in polite society before the 50s.

The phrase is somthing of a non-sequiter - if read as written there's only half a verb, because one usualy does somthing rather than just does. The question could be construed as 'doing' your girlfriend or wife, but the intent is not to open a discussion on sexual acts, but rather to greet.

Jack: How do you do?
Jill: I am well Jack, and yourself?

by Swamp Ig December 2, 2005

so how's your mom?

the greatest way to change the topic of an uncomfortable conversation.

"Not that you have body lice, or possibly have AIDS, I don't care who you are, what you did, where you're from, as long as you love meeee!"
" . . . "
"So how's your mom?"

by E.M.T. December 24, 2008

How bout' them Lakers?

A phrase used when the conversation has died. The goal is to start up a new conversation, either about the Lakers, or simply because it often comes off as a completely random phrase to the other person.

"Hey, hows it going?"
"Good you?"
"Good"
"yeah..."
"..."
"SO! How bout' them Lakers?"
"What are you talking about, loser?"

by The Juicer June 29, 2006

It's how I'm Livin Bitch

Great comeback when someone questions your actions
Or just to to self congratulate

Mate she had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs!!
Answer with: It's how I'm Livin Bitch!!
Mate I smashed the back out of it, It's how I'm Livin Bitch!!

by Bobbybigballs August 11, 2008