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Hobosexual 

1. A term applied usually to women, saying that they are attracted to people that have money problems, constantly make mistakes, or are just plain ugly.
2. Being attracted to homeless or jobless people
Gurl: OMG, He's, like, SO hawt!

D00D: He's living in a cardboard box, eating beans he found out of the trash can...

Gurl: Thats why i luv him!

D00D: WTF?!?! THATS HOBOSEXUAL!!!
Hobosexual by GrahamCRACKUH April 3, 2010

Homosexuality 

The act of kissing your finger, then touching someone else's finger, who they have kissed as well.
Person A:"we both kissed our fingers and then touched fingers"
Person B: "that is the definition of homosexuality"

Hobosexual 

A person who consents to engage in Sexual Intercourse primarily for the sake of obtaining a hobo necessity, including:
1. A place to sleep for the night
2. Alcohol
3. Harder Alcohol
*This does not include money, because such action falls under the definition of Hooker*
Steve: "Wanna crash at my house tonight?"
Travis: "No, I think im going to be Hobosexual and spend the night with Tina"

Travis: "Damn it Jake, we are such Hobosexuals!"
Jake: "No, i get showers out of mine"
Hobosexual by Noctum January 4, 2009

honosexual 

Used to describe someone with an unusual dirty shoe attraction.
"Dude, I just like saw you being totally honosexual with that dog man"
honosexual by Sheen-to-da-max June 20, 2007

Romosexual

Gay people who like the Dallas Cowboys and think they are the greatest thing ever
Derrick Stewart is a Romosexual
Romosexual by D Lyles September 1, 2007

homosexualsapien

Beautiful people, with either caucasian or hispanic descent with game, amazing asses, legs that fit perfectly for their gender, and a sex symbol to all. Everyone wants their D. Theyre so hot they appear to be gay, yet love hetero sex. Wub.
Damn, I can tell that Drew and Betina are homosexualsapiens. I want to fuck them both.
homosexualsapien by dbag420 October 16, 2011