Stepped on his dick

Screwed up--usually a personal situation. Botched something big time.

Joe really stepped on his dick that time.

by bubba6508 October 13, 2012

hold his own

When someone is able to stand up for themselves in a confrontation.

In the office, Jack hit Oliver over the head with a keyboard. However, Oliver was able to hold his own by confronting Jack and hitting him in the head with a laptop.

by quirkygirl95 August 30, 2016

light in his loafers

Euphemism for homosexual man, especially when implying femininity.

Jerry: Why isn't John here at the bar watching the local sports game?
Jared: He's going shopping with Jenny before they go see Chick Flick.
Jerry: What, is that his girlfriend or something?
Jared: I dunno, John always seemed a little light in his loafers....

by T Cook May 15, 2006

hi Urban Dictionary

There is literally no definition.. I'm just saying hi to the Urban Dictionary people.

Hi Urban Dictionary! :D
Fuck Off Mate

by Baznigger April 4, 2018

Pop his beads

To be marked for death by a rival gang. To have your beads ripped off.

Yo, go pop his beads!

by Beadpopper2000 September 30, 2012

whats-his-face

a word used to define some poor bastard you cant whose name you either a) cannot remember or
b) would much rather belittle by calling them whats-his-face

also see whatsisname

Link: man, that whats-his-face is such a prick.

Mud: lets kill him

Link: shouldn't we find who he is first?

mud: why the crap would we do that?

by Link the Wolf May 3, 2005

handled his baggage

The unusual sex acts performed by a jail-bait male prostitute upon the wrinkled, warty genitals of a closeted and heterosexually married gay man (who is loudly homophobic and sanctimonious in public).

See: Hiking in Appalachia

Dr George Rekers, co-founder of the Family Research Council, an organization that promotes reparative therapy for gay teenagers has been exposed as hiring a male prostitute to entertain him while on vacation. Dr Rekers claims the young man was simply a "travel assistant" who "handled his baggage".

by La Reina de la Noche May 6, 2010