Hat treatment

When a hat is applied for a short period of time, to cure unruly or unliked poofy hair.

Jack's hair was turning into a major jew-fro and wouldn't lay down even when combed, so he gave it the hat treatment. Soon, his hair was smooth and rockin'.

by BadHairDay9001 April 1, 2011

hat bath

Waking up in the morning without time to take a shower and get ready for the day, so you put on a hat to cover your unkempt hair.

I was running late so I pulled on some jeans and took a hat bath.

by kruser1721 January 13, 2010

Pirates hat

When you have sex on the beach and get a sandy vagina

My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach

by Fudgeon2 June 14, 2018

Beanie hat

A teen girl afraid of sexual euphemisms in internet chat rooms.

When you're a teen girl girl talking to your family don't be afraid to be a beanie hat, under certain conditions of course.

by Sexydimma July 13, 2021

drop hats

When something is as astonishing as a gentleman would drop his hat off
Also "hats off"

LONG HAIR, SHORT BUTT, THIGHBROW? DROP HATS!

by the42minutes October 1, 2015

Sorting Hat

When the man you're fucking screams out the Hogwarts House you belong in

Jason gave me the Sorting Hat last night, turns out I'm a Hufflepuff!

by WarpedSavant April 1, 2023

pizza hat

someone with really fucking greasy hair

yo that dude has some gross hair, he has a pizza hat.

by cactus5390 June 10, 2018