germ raped

When a person forces his or her nasty germs on you by touching you or your possessions after neglecting to wash their hands.

The checkout boy at the grocery store germ raped me when he sneezed in his hands and then proceeded to bag my groceries.

by WrightOnTheEdge December 14, 2010

german suicide

When a girl bends over a guy backward & sucks his dick in a backbridge

Sandra stood behind me a did a German suicide

by Diggze December 12, 2013

German wax

The pubic hairstyle where there is no hair left, worn by more women than men. This result cannot only be achieved by waxing, but also by shaving, plucking and depilating or by permanent techniques that involve either chemicals or high-energy light (“lasers”). It appeared throughout history and cultures for aesthetic and hygienic reasons, but is probably most popular today.

It is often confused with the Brazilian wax, but The Brazilian may leave a tiny strip of hair, known as landing strip, mohawk, pinstripe or pencil cut. The Hollywood wax or just The Hollywood, however, is the same as the German wax. Other colloquial synonyms include Full Monty (because everything is gone), Kojak or Yul Brynner (bald actors), Bald Eagle, White Tiger and Sphinx.

In Hollywood, there are Brazilians getting German waxes.

by Crissov January 30, 2014

Germ Sponge

A derogatory term used to discribe children as bearers of sickness and disease.

The germ sponge Sarah has been sent home from school again today.

by HelenTheRaccoon May 28, 2014

German Thigh Gap

A German thigh gap is when you can fit a German sausage/apple stroodle between your thighs

"hey do you have a German thigh gap?"
"lol yeah i can fit 3 sausages between my thighs."

by dragongirl77 February 19, 2015

german sidecar

The sharing of the toilet when more than one is desperate.

If you're that desperate bro, you can either wait or hop in my German sidecar if you know what I'm saying!

by megamonkeymoo October 3, 2015

german cartwheel

When a couple is 69ing each other while holding onto each other's ankles and rotating in a team effort cartwheel. Both participants need to be blonde and blue-eyed, have their mouths full of sauerkraut,and be wearing socks and Velcro-strap sandles.

Did you see Lars and Olga doing the German Cartwheel? They can go around so fast!

by Blank user5000 April 5, 2016