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Grease railing

When a male takes a random shit in a public area and uses the feces as lubrication to achieve a heavenly orgasm thru aggressive masturbation.

There is a train passenger in San Francisco that takes random shits on buses and masturbates with feces.......
grease railing is a tool used to lubricate the rails of light rail trains.
Little to the bus drivers awareness that the lone passenger was going to achieve grease railing at the last stop!
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Grease Monkey

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.
Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.
by Daddy Adam May 3, 2021
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Douche Grease Lard

Obeise people that don't even care to shower. Usually this person's ass crack is always showing, making people put a bullet through their heads. This terribly compliments the person's constantly greasy hair, which looks like she dumped bacon grease on it.
Boy 1: Oh my god I just puked out my ass.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: I just saw a Douche Grease Lard.
Boy 2: You're lucky you didn't die on the spot!
Douche Grease Lard: You know I can hear you
Boy 1 + Boy 2: AHHHHH MY DICK JUST DISINTIGRATED
by puke16 June 1, 2010
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Greeaser

A white street gang from the west side of Ney York. They wear lots of grease in their hair and wear it long. They usually carry 6 inch blades and rant about how crap other rival gangs are.
look at that greeaser, stay out of his way
by Mop4555 November 10, 2008
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Greasemonkey#346

A rather racist, homophobic, sexist, person I’ve ever met on Xbox. If you cross paths with this creature, make sure to cover all holes on your body, as he will stick something in them.
Man #1: “oi that Greasemonkey#346 guy is a real knobhead isn’t he?”

Man #2: “yeah man, he can’t tell a joke from facts, he’s all mixed up”
by gdaymatemxr October 5, 2021
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Grease

In Norfolk, ther is a 15 year_old, cathedral cheesley obssesd, no friends, liar and a greasey Tw@ whom lies at school to get people into trouble and suddenly wants em' to be there best mates.
Mix together oil, grease, fryer oil, pork chop, transaction glasses, PC obsessed geek and Pokemon fanatic and you'll get the biggest greasemiester ever
by Craig Moore. December 28, 2005
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peace grease

this comes from a old nigger saying "peace out homie grease", refering to peace as in "bye" and grease as in "gangsta".
hey man i g2g, my dads bitchin and i think hes gunna bust a nut if i dont get off so, peace grease.
by ken-dawg December 14, 2004
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