Gooched

When a principal at your school punishes you or someone else. This must be a principal or it is not the same thing.

The principal caught Billie smoking weed in the bathroom and gooched him. He was suspended for a week.

by TreNotCool March 22, 2019

Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.

Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!

by Smoisty June 17, 2025

gooch tax

A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)

Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!

by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024

gooch pudding

Putting with main ingredient of gooch grease combined with heavy cream and mixed until you get a good texture.

Hey buddy wanna eat my fresh gooch pudding

by KrispyJuicy101 July 3, 2022

Gooch

A Jolly Albanian man who is known to eat whole fried chickens and steal all your loose possetions.

Sean was Gooching at dinner last night.

by Sorbobfranksjoechadbart May 1, 2025

Sub Gooch

An area of the gooch, near the tailbone, that is the least frequently accessed part of the gooch. A gooch spot so deep, it is sub gooch.

"Wow man, I thought I bruised my tailbone at the pedalpalooza, but I think I bruised my sub gooch."

by SuperG00ch June 11, 2019

Leg Gooch

The area of your leg behind your knee.

The area that is behind your knee in between your tibia & fibula.

I was walking backwards & scratched my leg gooch on a rebar & now I can’t bend my knee

by Cliff & Megan Shaw September 16, 2024