The thin part of a turd, resembling a gecko's tail,
that forms because of an abrupt contraction of the
sphincter (usually induced by fright) during
defecation.
that forms because of an abrupt contraction of the
sphincter (usually induced by fright) during
defecation.
John makes a gecko tail if his
wife knocks on the toilet door
when he is having a wank while
discharging faeces.
wife knocks on the toilet door
when he is having a wank while
discharging faeces.
by Donderdag Manne July 31, 2008
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Someone who is obsessed with brands on clothing, ranging from top designer brands to unknown designers. They will look at a tag and go, "Oh..of course you should like it..it's a shirt from LMBD!".
Most of the times, they don't even know that whatever's on the tag isn't a top designer, and assume that every tag inside a clothing that says a company is a major designer. They go twice as crazy if they see the tag lists an actual top known designer company like Juicy Couture or Ralph Lauren or something and go triple crazy if it's on sale. An example of a brand geek is my mom, probably what several moms are.
Most of the times, they don't even know that whatever's on the tag isn't a top designer, and assume that every tag inside a clothing that says a company is a major designer. They go twice as crazy if they see the tag lists an actual top known designer company like Juicy Couture or Ralph Lauren or something and go triple crazy if it's on sale. An example of a brand geek is my mom, probably what several moms are.
Mom: Hey this top is nice..
Me: Uh..it's all ruffled with pink flowers and it looks like something only grandma would wear.
Mom: Look! It's from BRTC Fashyuns!
Me: Who are they?
Mom: Big designers of course.
later..
Mom: Hey look..a nice jacket!
Me: Mom, it's pale pink. Doesn't really go with my tone and not one of my favorite colors..plus it's like three sizes larger, and it has these weird polka dots and little cat buttons.
Mom: I know! So pretty huh! Especially the little cat buttons..Ooh look it's from OSA"
Me: Um..who?
Mom: A really good company..
Me: *in head: mom you're a brand geek. no offence.*
Me: Uh..it's all ruffled with pink flowers and it looks like something only grandma would wear.
Mom: Look! It's from BRTC Fashyuns!
Me: Who are they?
Mom: Big designers of course.
later..
Mom: Hey look..a nice jacket!
Me: Mom, it's pale pink. Doesn't really go with my tone and not one of my favorite colors..plus it's like three sizes larger, and it has these weird polka dots and little cat buttons.
Mom: I know! So pretty huh! Especially the little cat buttons..Ooh look it's from OSA"
Me: Um..who?
Mom: A really good company..
Me: *in head: mom you're a brand geek. no offence.*
by gumm girl June 7, 2008
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Get the Geek-Monstur mug.Individual who has mastered the definition of "geek" based on the most popular definition in the urban dictionary
" The term "geek" originally referred to the carnival performers whose act consisted of biting the heads off chickens and eating glass. Over time it came to be applied to anyone who got paid to do work considered odd or bizarre by mainstream society.
The term now enjoys a special status within the technical community, particularly among particularly knowledgable computer programmers. To identify oneself as a "geek" indicates a recognition that most people still consider programming computers to be a bizarre act, along with a certain fierce satisfaction in being very good at their inglorious profession.
That most software geeks now easily earn twice as much as the average laborer just sweetens their defiant embrace of the term.
Note: Unlike the word "nerd," which is always pejorative, "geek" often carries a positive connotation when used by one of the group. The use of the term by outsiders is considered insulting."
" The term "geek" originally referred to the carnival performers whose act consisted of biting the heads off chickens and eating glass. Over time it came to be applied to anyone who got paid to do work considered odd or bizarre by mainstream society.
The term now enjoys a special status within the technical community, particularly among particularly knowledgable computer programmers. To identify oneself as a "geek" indicates a recognition that most people still consider programming computers to be a bizarre act, along with a certain fierce satisfaction in being very good at their inglorious profession.
That most software geeks now easily earn twice as much as the average laborer just sweetens their defiant embrace of the term.
Note: Unlike the word "nerd," which is always pejorative, "geek" often carries a positive connotation when used by one of the group. The use of the term by outsiders is considered insulting."
by Gi April 10, 2004
Get the geekiator mug.Refers to the natural direction that the tit and nipple face when hanging or sloughed in a bra. Ultimately the titties will face opposite directions, as to resemble the independent eye movement of the gecko. This is not a birth or development defect but simply a result of three primary factors: 1)Obesity coupled with little to no exercise or 2) age or 3)many years of "hard livin".
To date, census reports indicate that the highest concentration of "gecko tittied" females are found in the midwestern states.
To date, census reports indicate that the highest concentration of "gecko tittied" females are found in the midwestern states.
Whoa, take a look at that bitch, those nips are all over the place! Been awhile since I've seen a good pair of gecko titties.
by zachoff January 7, 2011
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