grand theft anal

When you're fucking a female prostitute doggystyle in the pussy, then suddenly without concent or warning, you pull your schlong completely out of her, then reinsert it deep into her asshole while yelling "I ain't payin' extra for this!" Thus, you are guilty of Grand Theft Anal!
Jerome: Man, that hoe Trisha who works the corner of 3rd and Jefferson told me she charges $50 extra dollars for anal.
Me: Don't be a fool, no ones ever been formally charged with Grand Theft Anal. Just stick it in her ass and yell "I ain't payin' extra for this."

Grand Theft Anal
by Dyl-Doe Brown April 04, 2016
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Grand Slam Blumpkin

The act of sucking a man's penis while he defecates in the upper tank of the toilet.
"John received a Grand Slam Blumpkin at Sarah's house last night."
by Honey x Badger September 23, 2015
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Klamath Grand Slammer

When the second cock doesn’t knock your Copenhagen out of your mouth.
After three Klamath Jammers, he finally managed a Klamath Grand Slammer!
by The Natist June 11, 2021
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Cunny-Grand Slam.

that defining moment of achieving sexual congress after an excessive, tedious amount of time has been invested in courting the ho.
'man ive been chasing the bitch for so long when i fuck her it will be a real Cunny-Grand Slam.
by christepo July 13, 2011
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The Denny's Grand Slam

You know how fucking amazing that concert really was when the underground hardcore punk band "Live Without" had made shit crazily sick! The Denny's Grand Slam has been history's best concert within an abandoned diner chain because, it's just fucking rad man!!!!
"What's up?! What's up?!! What the fuck up is up Denny's?!!"

*Crowd moshing*

"LIIFFFFEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

The Denny's Grand Slam is so fucking gold! Pure fucking gold!
by Shb99 August 05, 2022
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Grand Theft Oreo

When you steal more than one serving of Oreos from a group pack. The group packs usually have rules permitting one serving of Oreos at a time.
Person 1: Man, I just committed grand theft Oreo
Person 2: Can I have some?
Person 1: No
by Everything Bagel January 08, 2018
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Rick Astley the Grand

"Never gonna run around and desert you."
Never gonna make you cry ,never gonna say goodbye.
Never gonna lie around and hurt you
-Rick Astley the Grand
by Cycosist March 08, 2021
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