funk

verb: to freak to the point of exhaustion and ecstasy (to funk, funk'd, funk'ng)

Traxx funk'd me.

by v powers March 17, 2009

dr. funk

To be drunk. To have your doctorate in funk.

Originated from being unable to type while drunk.

-Whooooo, I'm dr.funk!!
--You got your doctorate in funk?
-Hells yes, I'm Dr. Funk!

by 403forbidden December 17, 2007

Fuckyoumean

What, exactly, are you trying to say? Say what (Mostly used in defense)

Or

I'm fairly certain that I either didn't hear you correctly, or that you best have misspoken about me by accident!

Or

Hold up, let me get this straight! Did i really hear you say, what I think I just heard you say? (Used in defense mostly)

Wife: "Of all your friends, your dick is the biggest, Dear!"

Husband: "Fuckyoumean of all my friends?"

by Intenselysubtle May 10, 2018

popcorn funk

The smell of sweaty, unwashed balls. Similar to the salty aroma of popcorn.

"My boyfriend wanted me to lick his balls, but he had total popcorn funk going on down there!"

by aliD February 5, 2008

funkycrimper

a compulsive liar who steals crumpets

"Where the hell are my buttermilk crumpets?!?!?!?!" "There in the fridge, honey." "They're not in the fridge... You funkycrimper

by Junedeis May 17, 2008

Funk Master C

Not shaving your pits for weeks at a time and then going to the beach wearing a bikini.

Courtney pulled a funk master c today when we went to the beach.

by Justin May 13, 2005

fuckyoudude

is slang to insult some one who has recently insulted you or it is used to cut some ones sentence short. It is said in a fast manner to show that it is one word.

dude your sister is such a slut.(Ryan) Fuckyoudude.(Noah)

by John Randall January 1, 2009