fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.

Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!

by keeby March 31, 2020

[u think u flower]

To refer to someone that is actually feeling herself/himself is so pretty with over confidence but actually their face is so so

Alexa : "no man can get me, because i'm very pretty"

Simba: "u think u flower?"

So 'u think u flower' is just a slang word to call them, ewh you nasty

by bibiralaska April 2, 2020

Blooming flower

The smell that arises when one has not washed their genitalia for some time.

Hey Ross, does this bus smell like a blooming flower or what?

by undercoverunicornreal April 24, 2020

Flower King

A flower king is a person who has your flower and is the king of it. A flower is (according to Monica from F.R.I.E.N.D.S) is your virginity and the person a flower king owns is a bloomer.

C*le, R*ggie and C*nnor are R*byns flower kings. She has been bloomed multiple times.

by Shit_RuPaul_Says February 27, 2020

cock flower

An exceptionally fine vagina; often used in a complimentary fashion.

Friend 1: "I'm telling ya dude, that chick has got one hell if a cock flower".

Friend 2: "Nice bro!"

by Dead Draw Domination June 22, 2020

Chicken flower

The pussy of a chicken

“That chicken flower was so spicy”

by Pissbot69 June 24, 2020

Bouquet of flowers

An orgy of all punk rock girls (Perhaps Lesbians) with dyed hair. A reference to the Scott Pilgrim comics. The character Ramona Flowers.

The house next door was like a bouquet of flowers man.

by Smith McCool July 21, 2020