A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"
"Serves her right for having seven kids”
"Serves her right for having seven kids”
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Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.
Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.
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Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).
Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.
Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).
Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.
Example 1:
Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"
Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"
Example 2:
"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.
Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"
Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"
Example 2:
"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.
by One Large June 17, 2020
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n pl -nies Slang
1. Brit the female genitals
2. Chiefly US and Canadian the buttocks
fanny barrel 'faeni ˈbarəl
n
Slang term for a lot of lesbians in one place which makes it easy for an attractive one to find more than one partner.
fanny barreling 'faeniˈbarəl/ing
vb
To attend a lesbian activity with the purpose of finding a better choice of partner/or more than one.
n pl -nies Slang
1. Brit the female genitals
2. Chiefly US and Canadian the buttocks
fanny barrel 'faeni ˈbarəl
n
Slang term for a lot of lesbians in one place which makes it easy for an attractive one to find more than one partner.
fanny barreling 'faeniˈbarəl/ing
vb
To attend a lesbian activity with the purpose of finding a better choice of partner/or more than one.
Example uses for Fanny barrel/barreling: 'finding a woman in this place, is as easy as shooting fannies in a barrel'
'I am going fanny barrelling tonight'
'I am a fanny barreller'
'I am going fanny barrelling tonight'
'I am a fanny barreller'
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