Captain Retard Hero Force

Any one of many groups of video game grunts that come in large useless numbers

YES! I just blew up that thing! oh wait, here comes the captain retard hero force....

by Zael0 June 6, 2010

Go Into The Forest Or Else

A form of hazing used by cliques in the tiny state of Massachusetts.It involved the person being initiated being led to the middle of a gross,tick infested deciduous forest,and the members of the group telling the person to go far into the forest.After a while,the person will get lost,and recieve a text for the way back.If they can make it through with no issues,congrats! you made it.

also used by popular middle school girls to peer pressure other girls into being like them.

T.T.U.Y. President:for your final initiation task,you must Go Into The Forest Or Else.
Initiate:O-oka-y.
~the initiate walks into the forest for about an hour or so,and then recieves a text to come back.~
T.T.U.Y President:You made it back to us alive!you made it!
Initiate:YAY!

by Doing Ur Dad July 10, 2011

Cocking the foreskin

The act of cocking the foreskin of ones penis, similar in fashion to cocking a pump action shotgun. This act is often performed prior to taking a piss and shouldn't be confused with masturbation.

I engage in cocking the foreskin of my penis before every piss to make sure its loaded

by OranageHasu16 December 4, 2012

Woodchipper of Cock Forest

a slut that sucks lots of dick. and cock sucker. ghetto gagger. women who eat of swallow the shaft as a result of oral sex.

That bitch blew me so hard; she is the true Woodchipper of Cock Forest.

by Dr. Pat McRotch August 26, 2012

Stroker Strike Force

The staff of a strip club or any other establishment such as a bar,pub,grocery store ie bathroom attendants, security, bouncers etc who's job is to prevent you from masturbating while inside the establishment or in close proximity to the exterior of the venue.

I was tenderizing my tube steak in the bathroom of this strip club when out of no where the stroker strike force swooped in on me and kicked me out.

by Sexxxy Beast March 1, 2015

man in the forest

A code to get back to work when Walt Disney was walking down the hall.

"Man in the forest!"

"Walt Disney is walking down the hall"

by DylanNBK February 4, 2017

velvet air force

Compass Airlines, also known as the velvet air force.

Compass pilot: Hey look, it's the Mormon air force *waves ecstatically*

SkyWest pilot 1: Did you see them wave?

SkyWest pilot 2: Yeah, it's just the velvet air force. They get SUPER excited, it's FABULOUS!

by veewan November 17, 2017