The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.
Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.
by Tortellini friendship June 20, 2011
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Get the book of face mug.The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.
-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"
by HH8 November 26, 2010
Get the plaster face mug.A person that's parents used to much Windex on the sliding glass door so they walked into it all the time.
by WESt9891 November 28, 2011
Get the Windex Face mug.When a person (usually named Billy) becomes completely intoxicated has droopy eyes,punches his friends, hits on ugly women, pisses in corners, sleeps with a dip in , and gets rides from friends in a wheel chair.
by Coorsbandit January 4, 2019
Get the Billy Faced mug.This occurs when an individual goes away travelling for 3 weeks and returns with a very scrawny face and a gummy laugh. Generally the rest of their body stays the same
Jon: wow, craig looks like he has been chasing the dragon
Louis: nah man, he just got a bad case of the face scrawn
Louis: nah man, he just got a bad case of the face scrawn
by mbuzidume November 12, 2013
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Normally happens after someone has either eaten a curry, drunk bitter, or not brushed their teeth...
Normally happens after someone has either eaten a curry, drunk bitter, or not brushed their teeth...
"Ergh, which one of you scruffy cunts just farted"
"Not me"
"Not me either"
"Well it was one you, either that or a face guff"
"Not me"
"Not me either"
"Well it was one you, either that or a face guff"
by Cream DJ March 2, 2009
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