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Evan

Evan is the type of person to convince you to donate all your organs to him and posses your body to convince your friends to donate all of their organs to him. You will never see him before death.
my math teacher just asked me if I had any spare organs, she's such an Evan
by Somerandomstuff December 21, 2022
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Evan

A fat gay trans bitch who fucks mason
He is martindale evan
by 12554357664 June 5, 2018
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Evan

Evan is the absolute best person you will ever meet. He will be there for you no matter how bad it gets or how far away he is. If you ask him, he’s pretty average looking, but if you look at him, you know he’s way more than average, he’s absolutely perfect to you. He has the cutest brown hair with adorable hazel eyes to die for (even though they also look very brown ok). He never misses a chance to make a joke to lighten the mood, and you will notice that his gosh darn smile will light up any room. Evan has the most adorable smile you will ever see, and it’s easy to make him smile :). He is also very honest, he will always tell you how he feels and what he thinks. Evan is also a VERY skilled drummer with incredible music taste, and he will most likely change your music taste entirely. Evan is a bundle of love and it’s impossible not to fall for him :)
Evan: :)
Me: :)
by Kailey :) November 22, 2021
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Evan Nguyen

gets so many bitches, drives a nicest camry in gco, and is the best friend you will ever had.
by evanhnguyen February 25, 2022
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Evan Guevart Oiled Up

The man with the biggest GYAT known to man covered in oil.
Eli: did you see evan guevart oiled up?
Daniel: I'd love to see evan guevart oiled up!
by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024
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Evan

Evan is stupid
by Namyac March 30, 2019
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Evan Carroll

One who gets 0 play from any female whatsoever.
Evan Carroll doesn’t get any bitches, he gets 0 play.
by FuturexChrisBrown December 13, 2021
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