Theusen's Engineers

Engineers, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed all-hands meeting. If an internal monitor detects radioactivity (i.e., a single atom decaying), the flask is shattered, releasing the poison that kills the engineers.

The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the engineers are simultaneously alive and dead.

The last meeting we were in made me feel like we were Theusen's Engineers.

by cromulusengineering May 17, 2016

Catering Engineer

One who repairs and/or installs equipment for the catering industry

I searched catering engineer Glasgow to find Diverse Catering Services. He repaired my commercial fryer, I had initially searched as I wanted to engineer a new meal

by Glasgow repairman August 19, 2022

Cag Engine

A Cag (CAG) engine is a engine of which purpose is to turn Femboy's (Feminine Males) into hardened military personnel.

Jeff (Femboy): Oh boy I'm so ready for the Cag engine, maybe i'll actually grow a pair!
Jeff (After Cag Engine): The Cag (CAG) machine has changed me... i am a true CAG Larper.

by Not a CAG Larper July 10, 2025

Financial engineering

A common bar mitzvah gift is a "Bond" They likely explain to the kid what a "Bond" is and how to use it. THAT is what Kanye means when he says "The Jews have been taught financial engineering" you fucking idiots.

Hym "Yeah, that's what he means be financial engineering."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

civil engineering

The oldest engineering discipline (even though some like to claim it's mechanical because it encompasses military engineering) Lots of job opportunities, but business majors will criticize you for not picking a more lucrative discipline whereas other engineering disciplines will claim you chose the easiest engineering major 💀

Person 1: "Did you know that UPenn doesn't have a Civil Engineering program?"
Person 2: Really? That's crazy..

by Thatgirlinthepurplejacket March 3, 2024

mental engineer

1) Someone who creates false realities with elaborate lies. 2) A liar with an uncanny ability to remember their lies and spin complex scenarios that are untrue in order to engineer a false belief in others.

That dude isn’t just a liar, he’s a mental engineer. Watch out for him.

by Stinktooth November 2, 2022

Search Engine Echo Chamber

noun

The black hole you accidentally wander into while trying to fact-check something, only to emerge convinced that googling “how to walk on the sun” is totally reasonable. Every click just proves the last wrong thing you read… because algorithms don’t care about truth.

“I went in to check if cats really rule the internet and three hours later I was in a full-blown search engine echo chamber convinced they secretly run the government.”

by APedant November 25, 2025