Existillion

A number equal to 10^2,685,000, representing the estimated odds of a specific individual being born factoring in ancestral survival, biological randomness, and the timing of existence.

Every human life is a miracle, a statistical anomaly measured in Existillions

by Kxrm June 26, 2025

exitment

The act of getting only chuzz

Bro I can’t stop my exitment

by fuckthesteelers July 8, 2025

Exitas

The badass energy of leaving a place, situation, or relationship in a way that's so cool, powerful, or emotionally clean that people feel it long after you're gone. It's not just an exit—it’s a statement. Think walking away from an explosion in slow motion without looking back. Or walking out after any epic mic drop moment.

She said nothing, grabbed her jacket, and ghosted the party with full-on exitas."

"When the boss fired him, he just smiled, dropped his badge on the desk, and walked out. Exitas."

"You don’t need closure when you’ve got exitas."

by dentonfender July 8, 2025

Exilibrium

A state of detached balance between the organic and the synthetic; the emotional stillness that arises when digital coldness meets human depth. The sensation of drifting through existence while observing it at a distance—like watching a grey monolith pulse to life with sound and light, both alien and familiar.

Exilibrium is the state of staring at a coldness you can’t explain, but somehow understand.

by SOFT RESOURCE September 29, 2025

Exilibrium

A state of detached balance between the organic and the synthetic; the emotional stillness that arises when digital coldness meets human depth. The sensation of drifting through existence while observing it at a distance - like watching a grey monolith pulse to life with sound and light, both alien and familiar.

Exilibrium is the state of staring at a coldness you can't explain, but somehow understand.

by SOFT RESOURCE September 29, 2025

exitinctential

Relating to a state of existential collapse so complete that extinction (or disappearance) is virtually certain.

“Humanity’s dependence on fossil fuels is becoming an exitinctential problem.”

by basementdweller07 November 7, 2025

Facebook Exile

When someone posts on your facebook, then others join in, ultimately exiling you from the entire conversation. Completely raping your newsfeed,

Girl 1: Hey! Did you go to the concert last night?

Guy: Yeah, it was awesome! What did you think of it?

Girl 1: It was amazing!

Girl 2: Omfg it was!!!

Girl 1: I loved when blahblah played blah! It was soooo good!

Girl 2: YEAH! I also liked when blahblahblah did that thing on stage!

Guy: I love being facebook exiled.

Girl 1: Haha you're so funny! Anyway, what about when blahblahblahblahblahblah.

by JustinHaw October 16, 2011