There are four definitions of the word "emo"
1. A type of music that originally formed in New England, consisting of a mix of hard rock and punk.
2. A bunch of pussies that think their life is so bad when they have a perfect life (good grades, big house, a family, everything they want), so they cut themselves to prove something that only "they" understand.
3. A bunch of followers that make themselves emo after watching an "emo" (see number 2) band it on Fuse of MTV.
then they make their lives "horrible" by taking that fad with them.
4. A group of people of maniac depressives that HAVE had a lot of shit go wrong in their lives. The absence of one parent of two parents to death, or being made fun of since the beginning of kindergarden, or having a mental problem that unwillingly gets you depressed, and requires pills, most of which they won't get). These are the REAL emos, the ones that are actually emotionally unstable because of stuff they had no control over. This often leads to great amounts of violence and/or a ton of screaming.
1. A type of music that originally formed in New England, consisting of a mix of hard rock and punk.
2. A bunch of pussies that think their life is so bad when they have a perfect life (good grades, big house, a family, everything they want), so they cut themselves to prove something that only "they" understand.
3. A bunch of followers that make themselves emo after watching an "emo" (see number 2) band it on Fuse of MTV.
then they make their lives "horrible" by taking that fad with them.
4. A group of people of maniac depressives that HAVE had a lot of shit go wrong in their lives. The absence of one parent of two parents to death, or being made fun of since the beginning of kindergarden, or having a mental problem that unwillingly gets you depressed, and requires pills, most of which they won't get). These are the REAL emos, the ones that are actually emotionally unstable because of stuff they had no control over. This often leads to great amounts of violence and/or a ton of screaming.
1: Man, this emo musics freakin great!
2. My parents knew I wanted a 900 dollar camera, not the 800 one! I hate them! *gets a razor blade out*
3. That style looks awesome... *next day* I hate life...
4. I HATE YOU! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! YOU COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT ITS LIKE TO LOSE EVERYONE YOU LOVE! GO BACK TO YOUR PERFECT LITTLE LIFE AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!!
*goes insane and hooks (punches) the next person in the face to talk to them*
2. My parents knew I wanted a 900 dollar camera, not the 800 one! I hate them! *gets a razor blade out*
3. That style looks awesome... *next day* I hate life...
4. I HATE YOU! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! YOU COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT ITS LIKE TO LOSE EVERYONE YOU LOVE! GO BACK TO YOUR PERFECT LITTLE LIFE AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!!
*goes insane and hooks (punches) the next person in the face to talk to them*
by KatoTheKillerRabbit February 15, 2008
A subspecies of humanoid-like creatures that have pale white pelts and often have large tufts of black hair covering most of their bodies.
Emos, also 'Emo Kids', have very lonely, whiney personalities. Emo Kids have a strong tendency to cry even when the slightest mishap affects their daily lives. Sometimes, once in a blue moon, an Emo Kid may turn aggressive because of this. It is best to stay away from an Emo Kid, because one of these two things will happen if you don't:
a) The Emo Kid will rip you to shreds with it's vampiric teeth and it's Freddy Krouger claws. (This is extremely rare. Often, aggressive Emos are called Goth. It's a very common misconception that all emos are goths, but this is very untrue.)
b) This is the more common one. You too will dye your hair black, wear tight-fitting clothing, and listen to fake wannabe bands like My Chemical Romance.
Now, if you do want to stay away from Emo Kids, here is what to look out for:
. Snow White skin.
. Most Emos have either no eyes or only one eye. Look out for this the most.
. Black hair.
. Tight jeans.
. Tons of mascara and eyeliner. Sometimes, glitter and red eyeshadow may also be involved.
. A black shirt that says something faggish such as 'I don't love you.'
. Black boots.
. A tie. Most female Emos own one.
. Hm. Sometimes, Emos may be wearing arm socks, but telling you to stay away from people in arm socks is a little over the edge. I myself wear arm socks, but I hate Emo Kids. xD
. Lots of crying. Emo Kids are very emotional. Therefore, Emo Kids should cry almost every hour on the hour. Emo Kids cry at every single thing, even happy things that happen to them.
. The last and final thing. This would be: Cuts down the wrist and sometimes even on the legs. Most Emos hide such things, but if you are very sharp-eyed, you will notice such things right away. Emo Kids are horrible liars.
And always keep in mind that Emo Kids may think that their lives are horrible, but they probably live in nice houses with a pool and have a large family. Do not be fooled, and this subspecies will not tamper your normal life. =D
See also: The reason the world's future is going down the drain.
Emos, also 'Emo Kids', have very lonely, whiney personalities. Emo Kids have a strong tendency to cry even when the slightest mishap affects their daily lives. Sometimes, once in a blue moon, an Emo Kid may turn aggressive because of this. It is best to stay away from an Emo Kid, because one of these two things will happen if you don't:
a) The Emo Kid will rip you to shreds with it's vampiric teeth and it's Freddy Krouger claws. (This is extremely rare. Often, aggressive Emos are called Goth. It's a very common misconception that all emos are goths, but this is very untrue.)
b) This is the more common one. You too will dye your hair black, wear tight-fitting clothing, and listen to fake wannabe bands like My Chemical Romance.
Now, if you do want to stay away from Emo Kids, here is what to look out for:
. Snow White skin.
. Most Emos have either no eyes or only one eye. Look out for this the most.
. Black hair.
. Tight jeans.
. Tons of mascara and eyeliner. Sometimes, glitter and red eyeshadow may also be involved.
. A black shirt that says something faggish such as 'I don't love you.'
. Black boots.
. A tie. Most female Emos own one.
. Hm. Sometimes, Emos may be wearing arm socks, but telling you to stay away from people in arm socks is a little over the edge. I myself wear arm socks, but I hate Emo Kids. xD
. Lots of crying. Emo Kids are very emotional. Therefore, Emo Kids should cry almost every hour on the hour. Emo Kids cry at every single thing, even happy things that happen to them.
. The last and final thing. This would be: Cuts down the wrist and sometimes even on the legs. Most Emos hide such things, but if you are very sharp-eyed, you will notice such things right away. Emo Kids are horrible liars.
And always keep in mind that Emo Kids may think that their lives are horrible, but they probably live in nice houses with a pool and have a large family. Do not be fooled, and this subspecies will not tamper your normal life. =D
See also: The reason the world's future is going down the drain.
Emo Kid: -sob- OHMAGAD!!! I FERGOT MAH GJAKIT IT HUME! =(
Normal person: Don't be such a wreck, it's 82 degrees outside.
Normal person: Don't be such a wreck, it's 82 degrees outside.
by Ninjakitty February 15, 2008
To Be A little bitch or fag.
Pussy #1: No one loves me, my world is dark and my myspace screen name is eternal shadows. I love it up the ass.
Pussy#2: I know man. Emo for life my masturbation lover.
Pussy#2: I know man. Emo for life my masturbation lover.
by Chris "TARZAN" Guerrero May 23, 2007
Music that is nothing short of superfake. Emos are very dark people. Oh, and they're POSERS. and they're cheesy.
emo#1)Sara, did you see... oh GOD, my heart is breaking into fragments that are so numerous they will never be put together anymore! I'm so emo that I can't see from my tears!
emo#2)I feel you. My mind is filled with endless thoughts of falling into the deep abyss of loneliness.
emo#2)I feel you. My mind is filled with endless thoughts of falling into the deep abyss of loneliness.
by rok cheecka April 17, 2007
young teenage children who think that attention is never theirs, so they decide that cutting themselves will be a great alternative. they decided that listening to music like fall out boy, silverstein, and panic! at the disco, will make them seem cooler to the other teens at their school. they pretend that their lives are miserable, and complain about every thing that goes on wrong in their lives and take every thing for granted. emos are usually bisexual, or gay/lesbian. very small amout of them are straight
emo boy: uggh, my mom grounded me again. she caught me out with braxten.
emo girl: ohh that sucks, wanna come over later and watch steel magnolias, and cut ourselves?
emo boy: sure, but can we also complain about our rich lives and how every body ignores us?
emo girl: ohh that sucks, wanna come over later and watch steel magnolias, and cut ourselves?
emo boy: sure, but can we also complain about our rich lives and how every body ignores us?
by crazyxxxstefxxx April 09, 2007
Little punk ass bitches who wear all black and think they're all badass but really aren't. Also refers to a shitty genre of music.
by Stewart Colbert 08 June 14, 2007
a post-Gothic subculture characterized by neuroticism, detrimental narcissism, a desire for self-mutalation and self-inflicted agony--of the mental and emotional variety. People categorized as "emo" tend to transcend gender roles, develope obsessions with fashion, hair covering the eyes, black makeup etc. Most memebers of the emo community enjoy thrash music, break up songs, eyeliner, tacos, and old school nintendo. Most also claim that no one understands them, except of course other emo people--which seems like a hypocritical cry for attention.
I am so emo, being called emo makes me cry big juicy tears of black blood, and i'll die alone in the rain because I won't let anyone understand how stupid, and self-absorbed I am... Let's go get Starbucks, slit our wrists, and talk about Deathcab for Cutie... sob, sob...
by Something Scary April 07, 2009