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Diet Homophobe

Someone who says they are "not a homophobe" but simply "don't agree with the homosexual lifestyle."

Oxford Dictionary defines a homophobe as someone that "has a dislike or prejudice against homosexual people." Because of this, people often try to ascertain that they are "not a homophobe" because they simply "do not hate gay people, only disagree with their "lifestyle."" This definition defines that in order to be homophobic, one must possess a sense of hatred or disliking, opposed to only "disagreeing."

Diet homophobes are people who are homophobic to a lesser extent than the Dictionary definition entails, and thus wish to remove themselves from the label of "homophobe" to feel good about themselves despite still having homophobic attitudes, though they are gentler than the dictionary definition entails.. The term "diet" in diet homophobe comes from the idea that this form of homophobia is much less extreme than hate-level homophobia, thus being "diet."

Synonyms: discount homophobe, soft homophobe, gentle homophobe
"I'm not homophobic, I just don't think that gay people deserve basic human rights"
"I hate it when people call me homophobic, I just think gay people don't need to be married."

Oh you see Randy over there? He's a diet homophobe.
by bigpoof49 May 16, 2020
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karaoke diet

a diet set to the beats of cheesey music ( mainly Japanese..), where a dupe would jiggle his lardass to some computer-handled program that controls ; allegedly, the sing-and-burn-calories thing.
karaoke diet my ass! just stop opening the goddamn frigde! .
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Dieter

To be a dieter is to be annoying, arrogant, sexist, homosexual
That guy is such a Dieter, he said that women should practice martial arts.

That person is such a Dieter, he is so full of himself with his homosexual pride and it annoys me.
by <+-{The One}-+> May 29, 2008
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Deth

The way a lazy metalhead named dave mustaine spelt death because he was unwilling to conform to current spelling specifications and trying to prove himself a badass. Though this did not work, and we know he is very girly, we excuse him because he does have the power to shred guitar. Also, it did catch on in his bands name megadeth. Now deth can be used to refer to music that is incrediby heavy and full of raging wild solos with no particular structure and are just a display of how fast one can play their guitar and how far up the neck they can do it. This is all backed by thick, crunchy, fast, palm-muted rhythms, loud unnintellegible singing/growling, and double-bass so fast and loud you will puke blood and evacutate your body of all fluids and eventually your head will explode. This is known to happen while listening to megadeth, and it is also common for these effects to happen while listening to the band dethklok.
"Did you hear about that guy who died?"
"Yeah, his head exploded because his music was too deth."
"Ahh, sweet".
by suspensefuldeath May 2, 2009
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Marajuana Diet

where you only weed when you gots the munchies
"Yo, I'm on a marajuana diet."
"What the hell is that?"
"I only eat when I smoke and get the munchies."
"Wtf is the point of that???"
by applepieman October 19, 2009
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WoW diet

The weight loss that sometimes accompanies playing of WoW.
Wow, I forgot to eat again! It's the WoW diet.
by Sam is a Dick September 25, 2007
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Diet Blonde

enough of a blonde for you to love her (ditzy and clumsy wise) but enough of a stubborn, hard-headed, bitch to tell you what shes thinking
"Katie... look at that girl over there and look at how shes acting!"
"Oh my gosh, shes the chick I overheard Bill talking to his buddies about! Supposedly shes a complete, Diet Blonde..."
by dietblondeBITCH March 5, 2009
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