Dirty Old Dave

dirty old dave related to a man who drives a white van commonly called dave and likely to be a pervert with a keen interest in prostitutes.

a song to the tune of dirty old town has been changed to

dirty old dave,

dirty old dave
hes a dirty old man
with a dirty old plan

this is a more detailed version of a typical white van man

that man over there, looking at those women is a ;dirty old dave' keep away from him at all costs.

by jennI October 6, 2012

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Dave-o-pedia

When someone knows the answer to every question that is asked of them, no matter what the subject matter, time of day or amount of alcohol consumed.
A spoof on the word encyclopedia except the "encycl" part is replaced by person' name.
Also seen in Greys Anatomy as used by Alex Karev.

"dude your brother is Dave-o-pedia" said Hayley to Nicola

by Holy Moseph! March 26, 2009

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Oh my DAVE!

An expression of suprise which can be used as a substitute for the common phrases "oh my god" and "oh my days," etc

This is all down to online instant messaging, and a little too much imagination!

the pronunciation of this is staggered, with a large emphasis on the word "DAVE" itself

"arghhh my hair is on fire!"

"oh my DAVE!"

or

"oh my DAVE not you again!"

by Charl-flash/Beeblay February 20, 2009

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Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store

Big Dave, Owner of Big Dave's Hardware Store. The greatest hardware store of all time. The only hardware store that also sells Wii Us. Big Dave is an absolute lad and you should give him 20 dollars.

A: Who's that?
B: It's Big Dave From Big Dave's Hardware Store

by TheHardwareStoreEnthusiast September 28, 2023

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