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certi driver

When an individual is classed as a 'good' driver, IE: Certified.

This means the driver doesn't end up 'oversteering' or 'understeering' into a brick wall at "30mph" and breaking their vehicle, such as a Swift Sport-ish.
'im a certi driver me mush'
'mans a certi driver init bro'
by JCCD February 29, 2024
mugGet the certi drivermug.

Just the Bus Driver

The phrase for someone who jumps into conversations at the wrong time
by Firefaul December 7, 2017
mugGet the Just the Bus Drivermug.

Schizo Driver

(n) ˈskitsō ˈdrīvər
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.
The Driver: Ayyyy Mike, have ye seen tha dumbass fucka just standing ova' there on the crosswalk? Imma run over this mothafucka over there.

The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?

The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!

The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?
by Cocker and Co. March 22, 2022
mugGet the Schizo Drivermug.

monkey driver

A drink made with vanilla vangogh and orange juice
by drunk driver December 10, 2013
mugGet the monkey drivermug.

your driver door is ajar

(phrase): a subtle way to inform your friend that their fly is down
hey man, just a heads-up—your driver door is ajar,”
by lexiconartist0 February 28, 2025
mugGet the your driver door is ajarmug.

Damon Driver

God dam this nig is so Down syndrome that it makes a autistic person look normal he’s such a waste of sperm and sound like when he was born his voice box got involved with a boxing Mach and the Ukrainian war
Random person: hey willem
Guy 1: your a Damon driver
by Janeohenepshshe July 31, 2022
mugGet the Damon Drivermug.

Bus Driver

When a man at a cemetery dressed as a nun is receiving anal sex from a man dressed as God.
"Haha" says the man removing his God costume, "I'm the guy from the bus"
"Haha" says the nun removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver"
by RBK4LIFE May 26, 2018
mugGet the Bus Drivermug.

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