Aspirin date

Someone you meet off a dating site in the hope of getting over the one you really want to be with.

A "meet date" to distract yourself from the pain of a "shituationship" you're in that isn't going anywhere.

"I'm so tired of these aspirin dates going nowhere"
"These aspirin dates aren't enough to get me over Rick".

by Madchen April 22, 2019

beer date

When your too wasted to realize your on a date with a super ugly and stupid person

I was on a beer date last night and damn she was ugly.

by Jlabelle April 21, 2016

mid-date

Not quite ready for a personal dating relationship but over the friendzone. Ready for a chill a $$ sesh

Tryna mid-date

by chikah April 3, 2017

Dating Dutch

When an unintelligent girl pretends to be unwilling to accept the sexual advances of a handsome man.

Hey Timmy, I'm really into you but I'm dating Dutch so I can't give up my goodies. Would you settle for some kisses? (Hershey, of course).

by LEVELS January 21, 2012

dating troll

a girl or a guy who will wait in the cut and make sure that the person you are dating is always uncomfortable dating you.
ie) A snake whispering in his/her ear.

While I was dating Tabatha, a dating troll started trolling and long story short the date ended before the ball got rolling.

by c-hat-e April 19, 2013

Romantic Date

A date where at least two people sit down in a park and listen to someone play the accordion while watching pigeons and eating sunflower seeds.

Sorry, Carlos you can't come we are having a Romantic Date.

by pitypartytime April 14, 2023

Deniable Date

When someone asks another person on (what they intend to be) a date but in a situation where, if things don't go how they want, they can claim it was "hanging out" and deny that it was a date (i.e. to avoid workplace awkwardness).

Me: Remember on Big Bang when Leonard set up that deniable date with Penny, saying all the guys would be at dinner then claimed they cancelled?

You: Yeah, what a skeevy creep. Man up and be forward.

by Jharnez January 25, 2015