Masturbaitor's Curse

When you try to do something in quiet, and the volume or activity around you ONLY resumes the second you start.

God, i have gotten Masturbaitor's Curse so many damn times in the past minute, that it's almost insulting. Can't everyone else in the house just STOP MOVING?

by Hamm Mann May 29, 2023

The Rosé Curse

The Rosé Curse Rumor refers to a viral rumor about BLACKPINK singer Park "Rosé" Chae-young being the cause of celebrity couples breaking up. The rumor went viral on TikTok and Twitter around March 2023 and states that whenever Rosé takes a photo with someone who is in a relationship (specifically western couple), the couple ends up breaking up shortly after.

The Rosé curse working double time

Them breaking up right after Rosé went to the studio she frequents in NYC. Rosé curse never fails.

The Rosé curse finally came through

by Theodore Parker June 5, 2023

The Cama curse

The Cama curse is haveing only Fat, crazy, or ugly girls attracted to you or your friends

(Fat bitch) I think your hot can I get your snap?
Nah fam.

I fucking hate the Cama curse

by Lobster_Gameing August 22, 2023

Pharaoh's Curse

The Pharaoh's Curse is a phenomenon, commonly associated with the sentence: "Return the slab!" It's symptoms include: Having Twisting Sand Land music play randomly, coughing up sand, falling into sand, and more.

"Hey did you see how that guy got inflicted by the Pharaoh's Curse?"
"RETURN THE SLAB"

by Gregorius Technecities September 10, 2023

Collector's Curse

Collector's Curse is the strange situation where someone will buy large quantities of random items (cloth dolls, physical game bundles, pop figures, etc.) in a sporadic shopping spree. This is usually done by said person in hopes that, one day during their lifetime, said objects will be worth a fortune.

Similar to:
Hoarder
Scavenger

Randal bought out all of Wal-Mart's fish tank decorations. I think he may have the Collector's Curse

by Charnime October 25, 2023

the Kpop stan curse

The curse of Kpop stans (especially female) that learn about toxic korean beauty standards that brainwash you into thinking that you could get a body like your favorite idol and most of the time ruins your body image and makes you develop a eating disorder.

Person 1: "I like Blackpink! I might listen to them!'
Person 2: "Well dont go through the kpop stan curse."

by Chuulover21 December 19, 2023

The Lynch Curse

If someone's surname and/or maiden name is "Lynch," then they will either:
1. Never leave on time
2. Never arrive on time
This curse also applies if there is only one Lynch in the car.

Guy 1: Where is Tom?
Guy 2: He has The Lynch Curse, remember?
Guy 1: Oh right

by TylerGaming101_YT December 24, 2023