Comethian

An advocate for methamphetamine spreading the knowledge and obscure facts about everything using sarcasm and humor.

Being a comethian is tedious yet fulfilling.

by FetchiBexi March 16, 2022

closet whore

The person everyone loves to fuck but no one admits to it. The one that never gets introduced to friends or relatives. Is frequently taken out and played with but never discussed.

We go out so little I'm starting to feel like a closet whore.

by MizGided July 25, 2022

Coletyn

If you know a Coletyn you are one of the luckiest people alive. You can trust him more than anyone and he has the kindest heart. When you need a friend you can count on him. He will always have your back and will be there for you no matter what. He is sweet but not too sweet and will fight for who and what he loves. His smile could light up a whole stadium. He is a genuinely awesome human being who you should never EVER let go.

Wow! You mean the Coletyn who is my best friend that I’ll never stop being friends with?

by Bugg2005 September 7, 2022

Closet babe

a homesexual male living a secret heterosexual life. Prefers to be the submissive type in the heterosexual relationship.

Mario has been living as a closet babe.

by Username1234509876 October 17, 2022

Cometiting

When your mad in OW for someone Over-Commiting and cant type well enough

BigBalls76: "STOP OVER COMETITING!!!!!!"

by TuorDeMenace October 30, 2022

Closet-Crush

A person someone would never admit to having a crush on because of how much of a weird loser they are

Guy 1: “Oh what about Maddie?”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”

by xXxAngelCakexXx January 17, 2023

lighting closet

a supreme workshop; the only place on this earth closest to heaven

by Anonymous September 18, 2003