idk....Cock cozies? sperm socks? Baby Blockers? Pussy Protection Program? Papa Stoppers? Any of those?
Condoms ruin everything.
by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021
Get the Condomsmug. by BourbonWerber May 25, 2016
Get the condom jockmug. by africkingelf October 22, 2019
Get the beanie baby condommug. The action of getting penitrated so hard the condom becomes wedged in the rectum, and has to he surgically removed
by Antcondom September 12, 2023
Get the condom campingmug. The most unreliable contraceptive known to the human race. I mean, what the fuck. Also, some men don't like wearing them because 'it doesn't feel as good'. It shouldn't just be up to the woman to stop pregnancies.
Man: Hey, d'you wanna have sex?
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.
by thatgaybitchbeckie November 16, 2020
Get the Condommug. a free condom is where u tie up ur foreskin with an elastic band so when u go to fuck a chick u won't nut
by lolcarson March 5, 2019
Get the free condommug. 