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kokomo condom 

Using a sheet of sand paper as a condom.
I ran out of rubbers but my tool box was right there, so I used a Kokomo condom.
kokomo condom by NotWadeW October 4, 2017

poptart condom 

When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.
"Strange things happened last night my dude! Ended up doing a poptart condom

Meat Condom 

When a man penetrates a woman while being penetrated anally by a man.
I totally used Tom as a meat Condom to fuck Katie the other day. It was so bro hot.

blanket condom 

Tightly wrapped blankets around a person
I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!

Coffee condom 

The sleeve that goes on a steaming hot coffee (often from a drive thru) so you can hold it without burning your hand.
May I have a coffee condom for the cup to keep from burning my hands please?
Coffee condom by Momma D6 February 20, 2018

Digital Condom

An Adblocker. Usually referred to when a site has malicious advertisements, as if to protect from Digital STDs.
"Check out this kinky-as-fuck porn site, though!"
"Dude, that site has a bunch of bad advertisements on there."
"Good thing I wear my digital condom, then."
Digital Condom by 8res August 19, 2018