Taking an old hose to the ass for pleasure of being "healthy". You like to say you're cleaning yourself out when you really just like the sensation of a tube in your asshole.
I went to the doc's for a colonix, when I could of went to the fag bar for a good ol dick to my ass.
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first colonial is a sucky boring high school that no one can think up a definition for. and they wish they could get away with the shit that cox students get away with. (drugs, being snobby, drugs, sleeping around, drugs, doing whatever the hell they want, drugs). FC kids pretty much suck at life, sorry losers.
student #1: Yeah, I had to take my SAT at first colonial high school
student #2: Ugh, that place is straight up nasty.
student #1: Agreed.
student #2: Ugh, that place is straight up nasty.
student #1: Agreed.
by notusingmyrealname007 March 7, 2010
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by JDig April 25, 2008
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by justicethepoet December 12, 2016
Get the colonialism mug.the best area in da whole of ireland, perfetly balanced, evry1 is stuk up ther own whole like in places such as blackrock and other posh areas but its not a big knacker hole like ballymun or finglas, etc.
its just rite best place 2 live EVER!!!!!!!!
its just rite best place 2 live EVER!!!!!!!!
by timmyotoole1 October 8, 2007
Get the clontarf mug.a colonel saunders is when you're making out with a chick; and when you finally manage to slip a finger in her pussy, you then, with a suave look on your face, stick that finger into your mouth, suck it, and say "mmm; that's finger lickin' good!"; just like on the old KFC commercial.
i pulled a colonel saunders on betsy at the drive-in last night; she was so touched, that she gave me a dizzy gillespe!
by joe mid- bronx November 12, 2007
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