Clusterfuck

Traditionally/originally of military origin.

Today, however, "clusterfuck" is commonly used to descriptively generalize any situation with a large scale of disarray.

possibly synonyms: mess, disaster
1. "Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"
2. "Well, that concert was a clusterfuck."
3. "Did you see the clusterfuck of a traffic jam on Main St.?"
4. "That house party turned into a giant clusterfuck once those cops showed up!"

"Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"

by Anonymous.hk October 3, 2014

Cluster Fuck

When anything that can go wrong goes wrong. Imagine a tornado hits a sewage plant then travels and smacks the shit out of a fan emporium.

Holy shit! Getting from downtown was a total cluster fuck, there was sooo much traffic then a car flipped over, just to make matters worst two dudes started fighting in the middle of the street which soon turned to a mosh pit. Then some asshole ran into me and drug his car down the side of mine.

by The Keeper of Knowlegde June 5, 2014

Clusterfuck

A verb of the adjective clusterfuck meaning to turn a situation or room into a clusterfuck of disaster

I brought a bomb to school the cafeteria is about to get clusterfucked.

by Indybeast15 March 6, 2015

cluster luck

1. A streak of random luck for someone who doesn't deserve it.
2. A person who gets lucky without deserving it.

Look at that complete cluster luck who won the lottery! I guess Lady Luck really is blind, because that guy is a complete prick.

by das.sprache.meister March 8, 2015

clusterfuck

clusterfuck: cluster-fuck
this means that someone or something has not gone acording to plan and has fucked up

that bust was a complete clusterfuck

by euphoria2k15 April 4, 2015

clatterati

People who write online, be it blogs, comments on articles or other Internet writing. The style of writing is at once witty and informed. Clattering on the keyboard irreverently, yet still having a literati message of import. The word is a portmanteau of "clatter" and "literati".

Gloria would write amusing yet informative talkback comments on the newspaper's website, believing herself to be a distinguished member of the clatterati.

by daverap July 22, 2015

Clitterclap

Female masturbation! YEA

Girl:"Excuse me, you need to finish me off...."
Guy: "Just clitterclap, oh and go make me a sandwich"

by Captain Morgan. September 5, 2015