chuck your muck

to shoot ones load, to spaff ones wad, when ones cock does crow, when excrete ones man juices.

to chuck ones muck.

i was ragging this bird... and she was so tight... if u did her, you'd chuck your muck all over her face...

by Chucker of Muck July 4, 2006

chuckle-choker

someone that causes an entire room of people to miss out on a funny joke, usually out of either shyness or selfishness, by solely mouthing the gem in a whisper to someone next to them. Thankfully, the "joke poacher" completely solves this tragic dilemma in a swift act of altruism by restating it audibly.

Post-laughter, it is not uncommon for middlemen like the "joke poacher" to become the target of animosity from the originator, even if said poacher gives them credit.

(Setting: Large family shopping for Rx glasses)

Femme 1: (whisper) "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"

Joke poacher: (audibly and/or loud): "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"

Everyone in room: AHAHAHAHAHA

Femme 1: "wtf poacher, that joke belongs to me" (tears)

Joke Poacher: "No one would have ever heard it genius, you are such a chuckle-choker"

by nonprofit_girl July 31, 2009

Coocoo Clucks Clan

A group of racist roosters who goes around and harasses other farm animals.

The Coocoo Clucks Clan is on the rise in American farms.

by Type2GenomeManiac March 15, 2019

chuck-muffin

A corn bread muffin. This is a delicious treat which is essentially sweetened corn bread in the shape of a muffin.

Pass the chuck-muffins because I am starving.

by Nick Hibbeler April 9, 2008

Chuck Hayes

One of the most "astonishing" free throw forms and shots ever seen.

NoobBaller: Man i my form sucks and my shooting percentage is below 25%..
Baller: Hah tell me about it. But at least its better than Chuck Hayes!

by ChrisKimSucks May 1, 2009

dip chuckle

A dip chuckle is a silent laugh made by a person who has a wad of tobacco, dip, or snuff in their mouth. They immediately reach for their spit container, usually an empty soda bottle and spit so that they can reply or laugh audibly.

After Roy heard the joke, he could only dip chuckle until he got the lid off his spit bottle.

by Magikchef March 17, 2009

chuckle Nuts

A group made up of two or more people with retard-like qualities.

Look at those chuckle nuts playing on the highway!!

by Dannie Desantie March 30, 2021