Toblerone church

The religion of the Tobleronian people. It allows the people to eat one Toblerone per week, on Tobleronsday. If the Lord has been disobeyed the sinner will be sacrificed via Tobleroning. Bob would be a good example, as he was the first sinner.

We are going to Toblerone church this Tobleronsday.

by radzz111 April 1, 2021

trinity church

an iconic church that even people who don't believe in the lord should go to because life is lit

jesus: damnnnnn look at all of those trinity church hoes!

by dONT TELL MOMMM May 9, 2018

Central Avenue Church Of Christ

An unknown cult in Fairborn, Ohio that covers up sexual assault and hides predators.

Rose: Don't go to Central Avenue Church Of Christ. It's really dangerous.
Syra: Why?
Rose: They're a cult and their covering up sexual assault, I should know, I'm one of their victims.

by TheWhistleblower June 7, 2018

Church

A place you should go you filthy animal.

“Hey Martha! Where are you going?”

“To church.”

“Didn’t expect it from you.”

by AnimeLove4867682 April 27, 2021

Louise Church

She’s Is always single and is always eating she is over weight she’s really Annoying and unfit

Louise church is eating my food

by Myasquad123 November 20, 2019

Church boy

Literally Parker

Me: Wow hello church boy
Parker: Shut up
(@_@)

by anonymous March 22, 2022

Church Boy

Literally Parker

Me hello church boy

Church boy shut up

by anonymous March 22, 2022